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Old 06-09-08   #1
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Stupid So.

Yeah I'm new. I live in the woods (yep I'm serious). Very reclusive, and weekday life usually revolves around the computer, so you may be seeing a lot of me around these parts.
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Old 06-10-08   #2
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Welcome.

One Question though...



How do you get internet in the woods?


Are you using a laptop powered by an inverter plugged into a 12V battery, recharged by a wind and solar power device, using a ubiquiti cardbus adapter with a bi-quad attached pointing at a satellite dish for internet access?

Or do you just mean that your house has trees around it.
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Old 06-10-08   #3
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You can get Internet and electricity in the woods. He/She never said they lived in Bum Fuck Egypt where there are no powerlines or cable... They just said 'in the woods'.
*shrugs*
Besides, like you said, 'the woods' could be a few trees between their house and the road.
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Old 06-10-08   #4
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Meh, an old employee's dad lives up in the mountains. Only power he gets is from solar or the Humungo old military generator he has in his back yard.. Has a fuel truck come up about 4 times a year to refill it..
with the altitude, he got better TV reception than most folk in town did! LOL
And you can get Internet by connecting through your cell phones these days.

Welcome to DF!

But i am curious. how do you get your power?
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he clearly uses the kinetic electricity produced from masturbating in rabbit carcasses... thats how I get mine.
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Nah. He captures the squirrels and forces them to fuck the sheep, then harnesses the friction energy's heat and converts it into electricity. With a microphone shoved in his bum...
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he clearly uses the kinetic electricity produced from masturbating in rabbit carcasses... thats how I get mine.
that has to be the weirdest thing I have heard in months.

congratulations for that.


And howdy to the fresh meat!
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What the hell? That was a 'normal' post compared to some of the posts I've read recently...
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I guess that makes more sense....
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Yeah. Your mom does, too.
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yep she makes sense, and meth.

but the meth sells faster.
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I would imagine.


How come you never came back to The Realms Beyond, biznitch?
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Im just now back to darkforum, snookums.... ill make it back around. life gets crazy when you have a newborn.
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Ah, yes. I forgot the munchkin. How's family life treatin' ya?
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Good... my wife is tired as hell all the time and my 18 month old son hates the newborn and im working my ass off.

so about normal.
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Yup. Sounds about right. My daughter is 3 and a half, and is still a pain in the ass. But I guess that about sums up daughters, period.
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ya, kids are a blessing and a curse.

the curse part lasts 18 years...
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Yeah. But they do some funny ass shit sometimes.
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As usual a DF derailment .
Welcome to DF .
If you survive your first post and have a sense of humour ,
I'll be seeing you around !
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I never get that.. Why do people start a thread and then nothing.. People respond and ask questions and they never come back and answer them so you're left wondering... Damn them!
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