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Old 04-30-02   #1
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Let's all embarrass Chaos.....

Here it is, folks, a peek into the life and mind of Chaos Creator when he was in HighSchool. This is a letter he gave to me:

Kelly,
Heyhowzitgoin? Fookin' gruvin' here. I'm in a damn good mood. Some people would probably say that I'm hyper, but I'm not. Hyperness is just me being normal. But when I get hyper now... watch out. I'll be like bouncing off the walls and stuff.
So how are you? I'm bored off me arse. By the way, would you like to touch my monkey (::spoken in an English accent:? If yes, please press one now...
If no, please press two now...
If you are undecided, please press three now....
If you would like more information about monkey touching, please press four now...
If you need operator assistance, please stay on the line and operator will abduct you shortly.
Mr. Sanford used one of the Confucious jokes today: "man who stand on commode is high on pot."
What the hell is the difference btween the numbers on the pencils?? #1 pencil, #2 pencil, #3 pencil, # who-really-gives-a-flying-fuck-pencil. What does all that mean? Is there some covert experiment with pencils and that's how they tell what type we're using? "Look at the affects on users of #2 pencils compared to those of #3 pencils." "Damn! They're growing extra testicles!" "Should we deem this pencil a success or failure?" "Depends on your viewpoint"
That very conversation is going on in some sealed bunker 2 miles below the earth's surface under the area of Siberia, Russia. Russia, who we are secretly trading nuclear arheads with, knows about it and has their own bunker under Backroads, Tennessee...
Well, N-E-way, As you can tell, I'm quite bored. And one thing... every time my fingers touch brains I'm superfly TNT. I'm the guns of the Navaronne.
Well, I guess I'll talk to ya later. Bye

Jason
PS: WRITE ME BACK THIS TIME!!
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Now... I am thoroughly red. Thank you for that lovely rendition...
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heh - I thought you'd enjoy that.
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Damnit! It didn't work!

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MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

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*dodges*

Muaha!

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You will never defeat me.

*lips keep moving*

All your base are belong to us.

*lips keep moving*
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**pulls one leg up and stands on one foot... flies over Chaos' head, lands behind him, and kicks him in the butt**
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Okay... for some reason, I just pictured Sonya Blade from the Mortal Kombat series of video games...
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I was thinking more "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"
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Well, I figured that much. But I'm a computer nerd. What do you expect?
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hey! you started it.
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