here's my furry story:
i got off a plane in memphis last year and my buddy who picked me up from the airport had a huge grin on his face. all he could say between gasps of air was "i found... a fuckin'... goldmine." goldmines can be anything with me and my friends; a bar full of hot chicks, great food at a restaurant, a strip club full of pornstars, a junk yard full of truck parts, anything.
so we pull into this hotel down the street as my buddy is explaining to me that this is the place he's been waiting for me while my plane was delayed. fair enough, hotels have bars and they're usually cheaper than the airport - we're on the same page. just then a few kids walk by with normal street clothes on, but two of them have bushy tails on, the other has plush ears. i look at my buddy and ask "what the fuck are those?" "just the beginning of a goldmine" he replies.
we park the truck and walk through the back entrance. the first few conference rooms have LAN parties going on - your typical kids glued to computer screens playing games. he assures me that this is not the goldmine.
we walk down the hallway and i could hear what sounded like kids playing a game, we round a corner and it opens up to a huge indoor courtyard where i catch a ball being tossed in the air. as it descends through the air i realize that it was just caught by a huge behemoth of a guy wearing a dog suit. there are lots of people in furry dog-ish suits and a dude in a dress. this is the beginning of the goldmine.
so we walk through the courtyard and up to an elevator with all sorts of these furry fucks passing us by. we get in the elevator and a chick with batwings looks at me and says "you look interesting." wait, what? i look fucking interesting? bitch you have wings and a dude next to you with a... i don't know what type of dog suit on. i am not the interesting one in this elevator.
we got out and headed to the bar, sitting there for about an hour drinking beers and making fun of these kids. then we walked around and took pictures with them.
here's one of me and some furry from germany that flew in just for the furry conference or what ever you wanna call it.
... (it only depends on who is giving them to me) 
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