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Old 02-19-08   #1
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Tripsolagnophilia (TRIP-suh-LAG-nuh-FIL-ee-uh) - The desire to obtain sexual pleasure from massage.
Coitobalnism (KOH-i-toh-BAL-niz'm) - Sex in the bath or shower.
Sacifricosis (SAK-oh-fri-KOH-sis) - The practice of absentmindedly fiddling with your genetalia through your pants pockets. "playing pocket pool" or "pocket hockey"
Faunoiphilia (FAW-nay-FIL-ee-uh) - An abnormal desire to watch animals copulate.
Brassirothesauriast (bruh-zeer-oh-thuh-SAW-ree-ast) - A person who collects brassieres or pictures of women wearing them.
Paraphilia (PAR-uh-FIL-ee-uh) - A preoccupation with unusual or abnormal sexual practices.
Eunoterpsia (YOO-noh-TURP-see-uh) - The doctrine that pursuing sexual pleasure is the goal of life.
Typhlobasia (TIF-luh-BAY-zee-uh) - Kissing with the eyes closed.
Amychesis (AM-i-KEE-sis) - The involuntary act of scratching or clawing your partner in the heat of passion.
Mammaquatia (MAM-uh-KWAY-shee-uh) - The bobbing or jiggling of a woman's breasts when she walks, dances, or exercises.
Cingulomania (SING-gyoo-loh-MAY-nee-uh) - A strong desire to hold a person in your arms.
Ozoamblyrosis (OH-zoh-AM-bli-ROH-sis) - Loss of sexual apetite because your partner has wicked B.O.
Amomaxia (AM-uh-MAX-see-uh) - Love-making in a parked car.
Colpocoquette (KAHL-puh-koh-KET) - A woman who knows she has an attractive bosom, and who makes good use of its allure.
Melolagnia (MEL-uh-LAG-nee-uh) - Amorous feelings inspired by music.
Krukolibidinous (KROO-koh-li-BID-i-nus) - Crotch-watching; having one's gaze fixated on the crotch.
Anorchous (an-ORK-us) - Devoid or deprived of testicles; in colloquial lingo, "has no balls."
Mastilagnia (MAS-ti-LAG-nee-uh) - Sexual pleasure derived from being whipped.
Medectasia (MED-ek-TAY-zhee-uh) - The bulge seen through a man's clothing created by his genetalia.
Erotographomania (e-RAHT-uh-GRAF-uh-MAY-nee-uh) - A mania from writing ardent love letters, or an obsession with erotic riting.

Basorexia (BAY-zuh-REK-see-uh) - An overwhelming desire to kiss or neck.
Cacocallia (KAK-uh-KAL-shee-uh) - The paradoxical state of being ugly but at the same time sexually desireable.
Hirsutophilia (hur-S(Y)OOT-uh-FIL-ee-uh) - Attraction to hairy men.
Imparlibidinous (im-PAHR-li-BIDi-nus) - Unequal in sexual desire.
Sphallolalia (SFAL-oh-LAY-lee-yuh) - Flirtatious talk that does not lead to amorous action.
Viricapnity (VI-ri-KAP-ni-tee) - The aura of virile sexuality presumed to emanate from a man who is smoking.
Timotrudia (TIM-uh-TROO-dee-uh) - Sexual timidity or bashfulness.
Misomaniac (Mis-oh-MAY-nee-ak) - A person who hates everything.
Slattern (SLAT-turn) - A slovenly woman or girl; also, a prostitute.
Paneity (pun-NEE-i-tee) - The state of being bread.
Dysania (dis-AY-nee-uh) - The state of having a rough time waking up and dragging yourself out of bed in the morning.
Dactylion (dak-TIL-ee-ahn) - The tip of the middle finger.
Litch (LIH-ch) - A mass of tangled, matted hair.
Buccula (BUHK-yuu-luh) - A double chin.
Onychophagy (AHN-i-KAHF-uh-jee) - The habit of bitting one's fingernails.
Horripilate (hahr-RIP-uh-layt) - To get goose bumps.
Lalochezia (LAL-uh-KEE-zee-uh) - The use of foul or abusive language to relieve stress.
Mung (mu -ung) - Chicken feed.
Omophagist (oh-MAHF-uh-jist) - A person who eats raw flesh.
Latrinalia (LA-tri-NAY-lee-uh) - Bathroom graffiti.
Scatology (SKAT -ahl-o-gee) - The study of excrement, or an abnormal interest in feces.
Tubicination (t (y)oo-BIS-i-NAY-shin) - The act of blowing on a brass wind instrument.
Tuatara (TOO-uh-Tah-rah) - A two-and-a-half-foot-long, spiney backed, iguanaike reptile.
Noeclexis (NOH-i-KLEK-sis) - The practice of selecting a partner based on intellegence and character without regard for physical attractiveness.
Zoanthropy (zoh-An-thruh-pee) - The delusion that one is an animal.
Trichotillomania (TRIK-oh-TIL-uh-MAY-nee-uh) - A compulsion to pull out one's hair.
Witzelsucht (VITS-ul-suukt) - A feeble attempt at humor.
Polylogize (puh-LIL-uh-jyz) - To talk excessivley.
Tartarology (TAHR-tur-AHL-uh-jee) - Instruction or doctrine concerning Hell.
Alopecist (uh-LAHP-i-sist) - A person who claims to prevent or cure baldness.
Ascian (ASH-ee-in) - A person without a shadow.
Agelast (AJ-uh-last) - A person that never laughs.
Peotomy (pee-AHT-uh-mee) - Amputation of the penis.
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Old 02-19-08   #2
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Was this a witzelsucht?
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Old 02-19-08   #3
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Well that just proves that guys do more than play with their peckers in their free time
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My fave is "snatchel."
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snatchel?
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Maybe in the same vein as quimchel?
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Chaos and I were talking about (a long time ago) about gloves that were made from human fetus.....and we were making up different things for different body parts.......I said that you could combine a snatch with a satchel (one of those purses that old ladies use.....you know, with the top of it those bulb thingies?) and came up with "snatchel."

I'd never laughed so hard like that in a good, long time (CC will tell you)
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1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you
have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat
stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you
absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up
after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed
by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation
with Yiddish expressions.

14. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die,
your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer
shorts.

17. Washington (v.), the day of the week that you do laundry.
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