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Old 01-25-08   #1
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Letter from hell

Christianity scare tactics..

GodTube.com - a Letter from Hell

its really quite pathetic.
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Old 01-25-08   #2
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Ouch my eyes hurt from rolling them up in my head so much and I couldn't even watch the whole thing. Scare tactic? Who are they kidding?

I've never been baptized but can only promise an email from hell after I get there.
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OMG... there's a GODTUBE?
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That was pretty creepy, I'll admit.

Oh well, better eternity in hell then dedicating my life to a being who i believe is pretty much a dick.
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dear zack,

i died today. it's a lot different than i expected. you see, i always thought that when you died that was it. after all, i didn't care about a zombie ghost named jesus when i was alive so why the fuck would i believe that there was an after life?

but there is a place and it's crystal clear... it's even more real than my life on earth.

remember that college party i took you to last summer, the one with the swimming pool and kegs and shit? there's these two huge party mansions here named fire & brimstone that go off every night. me and eric (you remember him, he was that art kid that killed himself last year) have been hitting it up every night. it's fuckin' rad.

eric was telling me that there are all sorts of these party mansions around here. there's a couple down the road called sodom & gomorrah that make the playboy mansion look like a preschool. eric says these chicks put out all the time and down here there's no such thing as sexual diseases, pregnancy or commitment. the beer is a little warm, but we're teenagers, we're used to drinking warm beer.

so to sum things up, you're missing out on an awesome time. go to michelle's party next weekend, get absolutely shitfaced and then drive your honda into the nearest tree. me and eric will be at the ol' S&G waiting for you with beer bongs and skanks.

see ya then, bro!
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dear zack,

i died today. it's a lot different than i expected. you see, i always thought that when you died that was it. after all, i didn't care about a zombie ghost named jesus when i was alive so why the fuck would i believe that there was an after life?

but there is a place and it's crystal clear... it's even more real than my life on earth.

remember that college party i took you to last summer, the one with the swimming pool and kegs and shit? there's these two huge party mansions here named fire & brimstone that go off every night. me and eric (you remember him, he was that art kid that killed himself last year) have been hitting it up every night. it's fuckin' rad.

eric was telling me that there are all sorts of these party mansions around here. there's a couple down the road called sodom & gomorrah that make the playboy mansion look like a preschool. eric says these chicks put out all the time and down here there's no such thing as sexual diseases, pregnancy or commitment. the beer is a little warm, but we're teenagers, we're used to drinking warm beer.

so to sum things up, you're missing out on an awesome time. go to michelle's party next weekend, get absolutely shitfaced and then drive your honda into the nearest tree. me and eric will be at the ol' S&G waiting for you with beer bongs and skanks.

see ya then, bro!
lol yeah, i was hoping that it was some sort of joke and they would say something like that at the end. but no... just another fear mongering christian video.
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Old 01-25-08   #7
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OMG... there's a GODTUBE?
i was just as surprised as you are.
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Old 01-25-08   #8
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i was just as surprised as you are.
There is a tube for everything nowadays, I don't know who had the original idea, but surely there is some form of copyright battle going on somewhere right?
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did not google buy the youtube thingie?
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Maybe goggle owns them all, and that's why there is copyright issues
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i'm going to sue them as well, girls have called me 'god tube' for years.
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You're going to have to explain that one
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oh come on legolas, you dont get that?
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No I don't... I think I get the God part, but I can't figure out the tube part
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Unless he called his penis a tube... then I have a conclusion
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you're quick. i like that about you.
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I just don't have my head in the gutter.... ok I got nothing...
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I just don't have my head in the gutter.... ok I got nothing...
Damn Boy... You from utah or something???
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um...it was an entrapping read.

"The "Letter from Hell" is from our 2006 lake trip. This is intended for believers as it DOES NOT COMPLETELY DEPICT THE GOSPEL"

i liked this statement, for scare the video was really sort of boring, i liked the wish you were here...that was a nice touch, but generally it was unimpressive, halloween 4 is scarier. *ughs*
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