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Old 07-24-13   #121
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What amused me today is seeing a reporter on one of the Portland, Maine TV stations stumble over her words while trying to be so smooth during the news at 5 o clock.
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Old 07-31-13   #122
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Old 07-31-13   #123
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A dr. I work with called my friend hefty...the funny part was I thought she was gonna go for his throat. She was pissed. Meanwhile our boss was trying to get said dr. to keep his mouth shut.

found it amusing that she did not kill him...
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Old 08-01-13   #124
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What amused me today is that on the local TV news here in Maine, they had a report about a couple of rich guys who want to build a large amusement park in Sanford, Maine, a small city in southern Maine.

I think it would be cool to have a rather large amusement park not far from where I live.
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Old 08-09-13   #125
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Something that amuses me any day:

If you live with someone who you know steals your food, yell out from another room - "Don't touch that stuff".
And they'll say something like, "No, of course not!".
Then you say, "Good because I have to throw it out."
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Old 09-04-13   #126
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What amused me today was when I was driving my vehicle down the road, a car was coming the other way. And in the car was a dog who was sticking his head out the window.

Lots of dogs do that. Why I don't know.

LOL
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Old 02-09-15   #127
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What amused me today was hearing a local radio station talk about how they don't play the same songs over and over, even though they do.
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Old 02-09-15   #128
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That I still get emails from this site amused me today.
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Good points, Manifesto and Mike.
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Old 02-09-15   #130
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No they weren't

Wait is Mike not a bot?
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No they weren't

Wait is Mike not a bot?
I don't think he's a bot, I think he's just a hard working spammer. He goes to communities and establishes a presence with very milktoast posts, and puts his website in his signature. As spammers go, it's a pretty nice way of doing it. He has responded directly to questions before, so I think he's real, or at least a bot that is occasionally manned by a real person. At any rate, he's become the DF mascot and I hope he never gets banned.

He does have a twitter I found one day.
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Old 02-11-15   #132
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What amused me today? Watching a rerun of the sitcom Seinfeld.

Jerry, George, Kramer, and Elaine have the worst problems.
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Hahahahaha... he's not wrong guys... he's not wrong.
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What amused me is thinking of an old friend of mine who is so neurotic, like George on Seinfeld.
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I had an hour argument with my mate in Morrisons about harpic toilet cleaner, how it damages the environment and how she sucks balls because I was right. Ended up beating each other with cleaning products until we'd realised we gathered a crowd.... Haha!

Also THis dude that we're living with at the moment (Its a temp thing, moving out on monday and off to Chernobyl on the Friday which is rather worrying at the moment due to the sketchy shit in kiev BUT I stop off in Budapest for a week anyway to pick up goodies for my children!) is a total dimp. He seems to be the cause of my headaches with his constant racist bullshit and he fucking smells like balls and ass. I can't stand being in the same room as him, it's like watching a retarded, smelly Adolph Hitler. Makes me laugh though because he pisses in bottles in his room and my friend takes them out of his wardrobe and places them in piles in the middle of the street with labels on them and his name.

Never a dull moment....
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I'm amused that Manifesto is actually showing his face around these here parts.
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What amused me today was seeing a lot of other people here in Maine talk about how they're dreading the fact that we'll be getting even more snow tomorrow here in the Pine Tree State.
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I'm amused that Manifesto is actually showing his face around these here parts.
Hahaha! I'm amused that he believes that any of us actually give a shit about what amused him.

Quite funny because you know Megsy, he has to amuse himself in some way, he can't look sad all time, he would get tired of people asking 'Awww, why the long face?'

Regardless... I'm over and under that, kind of amuses me that it still owes me 1500GBP and I have never once seen an English penny of it... Amusing because 1500GBP is small price to pay for finding out someones true colours.....

Regardless, I would love to bury the hatchet....

Preferably in that MASSIVE GARGANTUAN chin of it's.
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OOOooOO!!!!

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Also, my mate's girlfriend has a lazy eye... It's been amusing me today basically making her life hell by pointing out this really unfortunate disability....

I have came up with nicknames for her. I thought I would share.

Cotton eye joe
Dodgy lamp
Bong-eyed bandit
Monkey Bran
Cross-eye of the tiger
Deebo

There's others but it's late and I can't be bothered to think of more. She told me that she had a threesome but it was all fingers and tongues....

She was also asked to do the dishes today and I came up with an amazing one liner: 'She won't do the fucking dishes for fuck sake, even her eye is fucking lazy.'

Bless her, she's a nice lass and good sport.
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