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Old 11-19-09   #101
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I'm amused at how certain things in life turn me from being a genius to a ridiculous blonde and then straight in another direction to speaking like a misplaced character from King James Old Testament.
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A poet is an unhappy being whose heart is torn by secret sufferings, but whose lips are so strangely formed that when the sighs and the cries escape them, they sound like beautiful music... and then people crowd about the poet and say to him: "Sing for us soon again;" that is as much as to say, "May new sufferings torment your soul." ~Soren Kierkegaard
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Old 12-10-09   #102
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I'm Amused By...My Penis Today..Mostly Number Six,He Has AIDS!!BUT!!Is Also The Biggest Of The Current Eight!!

YOUR VAGINA IS DEAD
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Old 12-28-09   #103
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My life is a series of amusements though I may not exactly laugh at the given moments.
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Old 12-30-09   #104
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I am NOT amused today . . .
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Old 01-02-10   #105
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that DF has become nothing because anyone can bash any newb at anytime for any reason on any thread in any forum cause they feel like it.

Yeah. DF is so popular because of this...

Thanks for the laugh peeps

*added note*
and that the mods do most of the bashing...
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Old 01-04-10   #106
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This forum, and the comments people make on it, has amused me today.
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Old 01-27-10   #107
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too bad peoples stop posting here... i joined today but i saw in past was better activity here. The latest post in this thread date from 3 weaks ago. Let me share what amuse me right now. It`s a video... it`s a remy gaillard video .. watch?v=81szj1vpEu8
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Old 01-28-10   #108
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newbie you have very clearly failed at posting the video. I didn't think that was possible. *sigh*
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Old 01-28-10   #109
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Spinning my niece around until she's dizzy. She's one and she won't sit still and wait for the dizziness to pass, she tries to run. It's like watching a drunk toddler.
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Old 05-13-10   #110
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actually some one suffocated a fish in an attempt to remove O from water(H2O).
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Old 06-26-10   #111
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the absurdity of life
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Old 07-23-10   #112
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This poor woman ..got her high heel caught in her skirt and pulled down her skirt accidentally..luckily she was also sort of sitting down at the time...so you couldn't see much ...

It was Just so something I would accidentally do as well myself if given half the chance..
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Old 11-18-10   #113
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well i have to kill u if i tell u....but the second one was finding this pic:

oops wrong pic i ment this one:
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Old 04-07-11   #114
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My ability to stay awake till 4 am without sleeping in the morning for the past 6 days amused me. Of course my health is deteriorated which has to be attended immediately.
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Old 10-19-11   #115
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The fact that a tree in our backyard decayed and split in half today was met with much amusement by yours truly.
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Old 02-18-12   #116
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What amused me today was thinking about my next door neighbor who had this little, tiny dog who'd run towards you as fast as he could and barking with a mean look on his face.

However, when he'd get about halfway to you, he'd stop and then run the other way!

He tried to act tough, but he was just a squirt.
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Old 05-20-12   #117
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What amused me today was thinking about my pet cockatiel, a small bird. He used to like to copy everything, such as copying me saying "Hello" and "Hey!"

He also used to like to copy me burping, coughing, sneezing, and blowing my nose.
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Old 12-04-12   #118
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What amused me today was watching an episode of Judge Judy. It made me laugh seeing her make a fool out of herself once again by being rude to both the plaintiffs and the defendants.
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What amused me today was watching a re-run of the sit-com Seinfeld. Seeing George Costanza making a fool out of himself once again was humourous.
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On wikipedia, the first reference photo for Schweinshaxe (a German dish) is from a restaurant in Thailand. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schweinshaxe
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