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Old 06-28-09   #81
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Old 06-30-09   #82
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Sat through 45 minutes of a delirious woman on stage talk about her past and how her dad had mental illness and got shock treatments... 45 minutes of poor me poor me. And why was I listening to her? LOL what a NIGHTMARE. She was supposed to be speaking about how much her life had changed. Instead the group got indepth details about how everyone had failed her. ZERO experience, strength OR hope. Success on reliving your entire life, stupid, controlling personality, etc and having nothing to show for 2 years of recovery. Kudos you. Here's a drink to people who are full of shit... maybe they be sucked down a cosmic toilet quickly and painlessly.
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Figuring out that I had been busting my ass building site layouts as individual graphics and then having to build tables for them in dreamweaver when I could just use the slice tool and save-as-web feature.

I feel like a fucking idiot.... but at least I can save myself some time now. this amuses me.
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Old 06-30-09   #85
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I went to Ricks office to annoy him and talk about our upcomming trip to Maine. Well, he had a crew of nerds there all working on some website so I decided to just cruise facebook and stuff. Anyway an hour in Julia and her cute friend Nik come over, Julia is dating Chris who is actually a closet homosexual, I know because he is "seeing" my gay brother on the side. Julia is supremely fuckable and extreamily cute, nice personality, really bubbly and funny, into nerd tech shit too, which is ace. And she came with her friend Nikki, who had a nice booty and a serious rack of lamb going on... suddenly the nerd fest got fun. So we put on the projector and hooked up Wii Sports for the girls to play. I took control of player 1 so I could basically control the situation, and boy did I. I played the majoirty of the games with the girls, eye fucking, flirting, etc. So now Julia is facebooking me and so is her friend... I'm not sure if I should just go for it and snatch her away from Chris even tho he is gay anyway or just lay low... but shes hot, and 20, and has a 10 body. Dancer ugh... eh anyway that amused me today...
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Old 06-30-09   #86
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I went to Ricks office to annoy him and talk about our upcomming trip to Maine. Well, he had a crew of nerds there all working on some website so I decided to just cruise facebook and stuff. Anyway an hour in Julia and her cute friend Nik come over, Julia is dating Chris who is actually a closet homosexual, I know because he is "seeing" my gay brother on the side. Julia is supremely fuckable and extreamily cute, nice personality, really bubbly and funny, into nerd tech shit too, which is ace. And she came with her friend Nikki, who had a nice booty and a serious rack of lamb going on... suddenly the nerd fest got fun. So we put on the projector and hooked up Wii Sports for the girls to play. I took control of player 1 so I could basically control the situation, and boy did I. I played the majoirty of the games with the girls, eye fucking, flirting, etc. So now Julia is facebooking me and so is her friend... I'm not sure if I should just go for it and snatch her away from Chris even tho he is gay anyway or just lay low... but shes hot, and 20, and has a 10 body. Dancer ugh... eh anyway that amused me today...

hit it and post pics.
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I sat and listened to a man speak about how his breath used to be funky because all of his teeth fell out. and how, now that he "has teeth" he can talk to women again.
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Goddamn, two ninjas holding a baby has brought me from angry to mad happy.
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I am amazed at how high I can get off drinking a pot of coffee since I quit doing drugs...
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I am amazed at how high I can get off drinking a pot of coffee since I quit doing drugs...
Eat only homemade whole wheat baked products and don't eat any refined sugar for a week. Then eat a cookie. It'll rock your world.
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I like Centhron o.O Never thought I could like anything like that..

And .. Anal Cunt lyrics. Read em, read em all.
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Old 08-09-09   #92
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I'm amused by threads that have such a fun beginning, and then peter to absolutely nothing. It's sad, and funny, but mostly sad.

I'm also amused by little kids trying to use eating utensils. It's hilarious.
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fixing my friend computer seemings as he was a dumbass and downloaded 20 trojans most of them the same as they were all cracks and keygens
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my fucking crack whore ex wife calling me asking if I want to "catch up" -.... nope, and I dont want to catch HEP-C either, bitch.... stay the fuck away from me and my kids.
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Simon may not be on for a while he is.... currently unavailable, for lack of a more tactful phrase. Those of us who know simon will know what this means.
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I was amused by myself today , whilst buying new wellies
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Bought purple striped ones , my fav color .
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Hey does anyone remember lil' ol' me???????/.... I haven't been on for a while and thought that i would pounce in and say hello!!!!
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