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Old 10-21-07   #1
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Funny What Amused You Today

I got the idea from the "What Annoyed You Today?" thread. It's pretty self-explanatory.
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Old 10-21-07   #2
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What amused me today:

I compiled a CD of cool programs for my bro, consisting of stuff like Window Washer, Evidence Eliminator, Ghostsurf Platinum, Security Task Manager...

And it fucked up his whole OS! lmao.

(You're supposed to read the installation instructions first.)
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Old 10-30-07   #3
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My bro keeps complaining about my "loud music", and how I'm an embarrassment to him amongst his friends. Since I'm 26 and he is 19, this pisses me off majorly. So, how can I get comeuppance?
Easy. I show up unexpected at the college he goes to.
And embarrass the living shit out of him by crashing his class and making an ass of myself.

Fuck those teachers, and fuck those preppy wannabe serious students. God, that was exhilarating.

(I used to attend the same college, so it was "ok" in my mind lol)
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Old 11-05-07   #4
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Something that happened to me earlier today while I was fucking smashed on wine and beer...

I just wish I could remember what it was.
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Old 11-09-07   #5
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a lady in a radio commercial saying something was "both literally AND physically" something or other
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Old 11-16-07   #6
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I spent about an hour wondering if you can have too many antioxidants...

Then I watched movies in all of my classes, therefore avoiding any work...and therefore going to my film studies' teacher's room...where I spend all of my free time. (We call it the Rev Cave, because the teacher's name is Mr. Revennaugh. He's awesome).

Afterwards we proceeded to film, during which we messed up a shot twice because my shoe fell off.

Then I went to the grocery store, saw my dad, whom I've been avoiding because I hate him...whilst I was there I was also amused by the fact that half of the store brand products were the same price or more as the name brand products.

And finally came home and proceeded to read "The Killing Art" by Jonathan Santlofer. It's a pretty interesting book...but it has weird parts just thrown in there that have nothing to do with the story...like a Columbian drug dealer who is buying the illegal art having a small penis...or the woman selling him the art masturbating. I think the author just wanted to add something about penises and vibrators. Sometimes I wonder about who is qualified to use flavour text.

Finally...I was amused by the fact that nearly no one has commented on this, hence the long reply from me trying to liven things up. Besides, I'm the only one online.
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Old 11-19-07   #7
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This what amused me.

violindustrial: Jesus christ.
jonby: whut?
violindustrial: I swear. When I become God, pubic hair will not exist!
violindustrial: So I can stop shaving! Because it itches days later...
jonby: ROFL!!! WHAT?
violindustrial: Mmm yay for baby powder!
jonby: Waxing or laser
violindustrial: I waxed once
violindustrial: nearly passed out from the pain
jonby: lol...
jonby: Nair
violindustrial: It says on the label not for genital use!
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Old 11-20-07   #8
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What amused me today hmmm...

An old lady wearing a shirt that says : "FUCK YOU! I have enough friends."
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Old 11-22-07   #9
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Just realizing that Torchwood is an anagram of 'Doctor Who'.
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Old 11-22-07   #10
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Making a couple dozen deviled eggs only to find out that I have no room in the fridge for them.

And about that book I was reading...since I finished it this morning...the ending was pretty amusing.

You should read it.

P.S. : Violindustrial...it's okay, I hate pubic hair too.
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Having to talk to the cable technician over the phone whilst completely plastered. My dad didn't want me to talk to the guy, but I was the only one who knew what was going on with my cable. The cable tech was giving me instructions and I was relaying stuff back to him in a very drunken state lol...but it all worked out.
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simply enough - talking to my ex's mother on the telephone, about money they owe me. It all turned out, like I'm the bad bad person, well that's wrong, i'm an evil pink rabbit.
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That my playstation won't play foreign (NTSC) DVDs. even though playstations are made in Japan.
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lol, contra my cellphone nokia, installed only with Finnish language
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I tried to drive to a jobsite this AM and it took me 2 hours to get 26 miles due to weather.

In the mean time, I saw 4 rollovers, 3 4x4's in the ditch facing the wrong way, and a multi-car accident that had an ambulance and extraction crew onsite.

All were SUV's.

The part I find funny is that these fools think 4-wheel drive means you can drive on ice as if nothing is wrong. 4 wheel is for getting unstuck once you have screwed up. Icy roads don't care what you are driving.

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My friend amused me today. And writing about aliens aswell.
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I was cooking dinner earlier and started yelling, "We're out of thyme...we have no more thyme..." and everyone keep replying, "No time for what?"
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I saw than one "cumin".
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Yesterday I hid a dvd from my brother. He went crazy and was yelling and screaming and throwing things around the house. That really amused me.
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