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Old 09-18-07   #1
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Peru meteorite crash 'causes mystery illness'

Rory Carroll, Latin America correspondent
Tuesday September 18, 2007

A meteorite has struck a remote part of Peru and carved a large crater that is emitting noxious odours and making villagers ill, according to local press reports.

A fireball streaked across the Andean sky late on Saturday night and crashed into a field near Carancas, a sparsely populated highland wilderness near Lake Titicaca on the border with Bolivia, witnesses said.

The orange streak and loud bang were initially thought to be a plane crashing. When farmers went to investigate, however, they found a crater at least 10m wide and 5m deep, but no sign of wreckage.

The soil around the hole appeared to be scorched and there was a "strange odour", a local health department official, Jorge López, told Peru's RPP radio.

Later the farmers complained of headaches and vomiting. Police who went to investigate the crater were also stricken with nausea, prompting authorities to dispatch a medical team that reached the site today.

"The odour is strong and it's affecting nearby communities. There are 500 families close by and they have had symptoms of nausea, vomiting, digestive problems and general sickness," said Mr López.

At least 12 people were treated in addition to seven police officers who required oxygen masks and rehydration.

The farmers expressed fears that what appeared to be chunks of lead and silver around the site could contaminate the soil.

A member of the National Academy of Sciences, Modesto Montoya, told the state press agency that a fallen meteorite did not present any danger unless it hit some structure on impact.

"None of the meteorites that fall in Peru and make perforations of varied sizes are harmful for people, unless they fall on a house," he said. Another meteorite fell to Earth in Arequipa province in June.

Peru meteorite crash 'causes mystery illness' | Special reports | Guardian Unlimited
Classic early symptoms of zombies.

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I wonder if we'd get a border fence built if there was threat of a zombie invasion...probably not.
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Only if they were Mexican zombies.
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Well, Peru is south of the border, and if the zombies spread, there will be Mexican zombies eventually...

Hell, you're right. They'll leave it to the next administration to deal with. We're fucked. Start stocking up on food, water, and ammo now.
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Does soap still repel Mexicans after they become zombies?
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I bet if we called them terrorists, instead of zombies - we could wipe them out in no time.

but then theyd probably start some sort of insurgency, and start claiming divine right to occupy various lands... damn zombies.
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Does soap still repel Mexicans after they become zombies?
Unfortunately, no.
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Well, Peru is south of the border, and if the zombies spread, there will be Mexican zombies eventually...

Hell, you're right. They'll leave it to the next administration to deal with. We're fucked. Start stocking up on food, water, and ammo now.
Either that or go to Billy's house.........he's the man with the plan!

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Well, Peru is south of the border, and if the zombies spread, there will be Mexican zombies eventually...

Hell, you're right. They'll leave it to the next administration to deal with. We're fucked. Start stocking up on food, water, and ammo now.
The Mexican army would use the zombies to run drugs across the border.

Not that I'm against drugs.

To all: I can't believe what a pack of bigots you are.
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You think a fence will stop a zombie invasion? You're mad.
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I mean, they're already dead, so they have nothing left to lose....
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The Mexican army would use the zombies to run drugs across the border.

Not that I'm against drugs.

To all: I can't believe what a pack of bigots you are.
Well, the advantage of zombie drug mules is that if the condoms burst, they keep on going...

I'm not a bigot; if Canadia were sending its poor across the border to funnel money back to their country, I'd suggest building a fence up there too.
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Well, the advantage of zombie drug mules is that if the condoms burst, they keep on going...

I'm not a bigot; if Canadia were sending its poor across the border to funnel money back to their country, I'd suggest building a fence up there too.
How can you be afraid of an entire country that wears flannel, says "ay" and should've been named Doug?
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Has nothing to do with fear, just being peeved about people that want all the benefits of our country without taking the time to become citizens.

I love Canadians; they invented one of my favorite pizza toppings.
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See that? Plus they brought us Kids in the Hall, so they can't be ALL bad.....
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True. Though I have yet to see a KitH alumnus in anything since that was worth seeing a second time...except maybe Studio 60.

Speaking of, did you ever see the zombie sketch they did? Hilarious!
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True. Though I have yet to see a KitH alumnus in anything since that was worth seeing a second time...except maybe Studio 60.

Speaking of, did you ever see the zombie sketch they did? Hilarious!
I also enjoyed the "I'm crushing you head" things they did too.....used to do that all the time!!
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I still do it...I might have to do it in class the next time my students see fit to talk out of turn, just to see the reaction.
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That's worth the price of admission, right there!
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