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Old 07-16-07   #1
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cat cheese

I've been putting off cleaning abagail's litterbox for too long (now that I've graduated, I have household responsibilities) and finally got to it.

What I discovered was very disturbing, as the cat's feces smelled not of excreta but of cheese. Have you ever smelled the rank, gourmet cheese that only comes from germany? Abagail's feces smelled like that. Let me show you:



It's made me come up with this interesting theory on the origins of the term "government cheese". Since government cheese is reputed to be so horrible, it must be referring to the cheese like odor from rancid feces. Therefore those on government welfare programs are eating feces and are living the government cheese lifestyle. I think it's an apt metaphor for our times.

Has anyone else picked up on this?
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Old 07-16-07   #2
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lordly, lordly, lordly laddie. you've got to get out of the house more.
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Just another reason for never owning a cat. Even if you find the most intelligent cat on earth it still craps in your house.
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You just had to share this with us. There was no way you could keep it to yourself. You had to share it with us. Cat Cheese you call it, looks like cat shit with cheetos to me. Those cheetos aren't digested. They are cheetos. Look at them just sitting there, being cheetos. You can't deny that they're cheetos. They look like Insulin carrots or chocolate candy right? No. It looks like cat shit and cheetos to me. What the fuck is your major malfunction youngwerther? Did you think that we would enjoy viewing such obviously undigested or for reference's sake digested cat turds or cheetos and or any of the forementioned objects? Somehow I doubt you have the reasoning to apply this knowledge into the factual world of human beings that need not reason to hate cat cheese, nor do they need images of such said cat cheese popping up in their head at any point and time in their adult lives, lest they vomit at a funeral. Thou knowest not how to manipulate words to get a sickened reaction. Have you spent alot of time preparing for this moment youngwerther? Did you think this one through? I thoroughly disbelieve that your cat cheese exists, let alone ventures into my brain, but I will ask you this one question. I hate you.
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Old 07-17-07   #5
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You let the litter box go that long? You're a sadistic fuck.
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Another reason my cat is not allowed inside of my house. No matter how much I love her, no matter how many cans of cat food I can give her, or the fact that I spayed her, or the fact that she leaves me rats, mice, shrews, or birds. That cat does not step one paw into my house. All of you people that let your cats come inside of your house. What is wrong with you. I love my cat, I feed her wormer when she needs it, I pet her. That cat stays outside.
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Try to have at least a little bit of taste when posting graphics in Off-Topic.
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Lol what an appropriate place dyshade. The poop deck.
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Well, it is a shit topic...
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Well, If you let the litter box go that long.. Where else has she shite? Cats won't use an overly dirty litter box you know.. Wait till the moisture hits the inside. Then you'll start noticing the wonderfull new odors!!
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But what about my use of cat cheese as a metaphor for government cheese? Can't you at least recognize that?
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I recognize that you are slowly going from someone who used to make somewhat interesting posts to a juvenile form of posting in order to drum up attention.

Once again, use taste and discretion when posting images in Off-Topic. This forum is a hell of alot more open than it used to be yet I will not allow you to post tasteless crap that does nothing to even provide entertainment.
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I am willing to bet hes such a disgusting person that the litter box is in his bedroom or kitchen and its sat there months without being emptied. This is why i could never understand people with house cats, do they enjoy having a house that smells like piss and shit all the time? Thats why dogs are better, you install a doggie door or let em out in the yard and they even bury it for you when they come back. disgusting, cats bleh.
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Quote:
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(now that I've graduated, I have household responsibilities)
You had no household responsibilities until you graduated? That's... so sad.
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Check the date stamp on this shit, Tonto. And as a side note, youngwerther wasn't real.
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