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Old 05-01-07   #1
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Bitches aint SHIT... but hoes and tricks

I feel like shit.

FUCK!!

ive been fighting something (cold/flu) for a couple days, im sleep deprived, pissed off.... im fucking depressed.

I fucking hate bitches.... if I didn't like poon so much id be gay. Im not saying that guys dont play headgames, but you women have it down to a science... fucking conniving bitches.

driving into a lake sounds awfully nice right about now.... not to commit suicide (although it may be a nice change of pace) but rather to silence the screaming voices in my head.


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Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
Get's the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...
~Dr. Dre
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im over it.
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fuckem.
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hmmm, pissed off, better, and some dr dre. ha ha
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I slept for 12 hours.

I feel much better.
having a kid is fucking insane.... sometimes you just gotta vent.
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when she starts her shit, just say "im going for a ride" grab your keys and hop in the car. come back 4 hours later shitfaced out of your gourd and fall asleep on the couch. she'll get the point, or she'll divorce you, one.
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due to all their infinate wisdom, women know there are other women at bars. they know why they used to go to bars. and as much shit as men talk, women are just reciprocators/instigators in the little game. women go to bars just as much to get laid as men, drunken people are the easiest. its human nature to take the easiest path. you get fucking wasted after a fight at a bar alone, and then come home, you're in for an argument. what you know about your wife is going to be the fulcrum to this little covert op. is she gonna be pissed as hell and jealous to the point of "fuck that fucking bastard. i never want to see you again" or will it be "i love that man, i should stop fucking with him, he's not that bad. i really missed him"

it goes either way.
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pd you should PSAs for alchoholism.
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thats you.
thats what you look like.
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fuck, im pissed again.

maybe its time to hit up my dr again, this seems to be occurring more and more often.... time for RX-goodness to balance out the old rage-0-meter
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Or focus it.... do something creative when you are angry.... it is a great way to vent.... much better than Dr.Pyrrics go out and drink yourself into oblivion plan
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Write some really shitty poetry, post it here, and be praised by white lily.
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sign up for some martial art or kick-boxing and explain to the wife that you either go kick other dudes or you'll be kickin' her. your aggression is probably normal, you just need to work it out.
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thats you.
thats what you look like.
Is that the guy from the band rehab? Sure looks like him.
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Oh yea Dan said to give him a ring if your down here, he lost his job and shit, he's slipping a lil. He said to me that he was gonna go live with Evan in Largo, I said dude you guys would never leave the house, you guys are gonna end up building a time machine or something. But yea rehab is awesome,, -I got a drinking problem man, one mouth and two hands, and an empty can, I ain't got no luche luche-
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its just weird for me, I'm usually an extremely detached person... not much emotion in general. lately ive been a fucking rollercoaster, its not normal for me.

ever watch Dexter on showtime?
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Write some really shitty poetry, post it here, and be praised by white lily.

LMFAO... nice.
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