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Old 04-20-07   #1
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Rant My ex was uncircumcised!

I had been going out with this boy for a week and we finally decided to do it. I was just reaching for his penis when suddenly I found that he was uncircumcised! Eugh! Eugh! Naturally we have broken up!

If any of you ladies request educational pictures then I will be willing to upload them.
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Wow...




I think you have just reached Fag factor five


would you like an educational picture?
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OK, what sort of picture is this?
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I had been going out with this boy for a week and we finally decided to do it. I was just reaching for his penis when suddenly I found that he was uncircumcised! Eugh! Eugh! Naturally we have broken up!

If any of you ladies request educational pictures then I will be willing to upload them.
NO thanks. And that's also against forum rules.

My fiance is uncircumsized. I quite like it. It's really only an American and Jewish trend. Europeans are rarely circumsized.
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you still got your clit, right? what's with the double standard?
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how is that a bad i was never cut and theres nothin wrong with me. the wife enjoys it so there must be somthing good about it.
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I wanna make a bodysuit out of cut dickheads. What fun.....
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you still got your clit, right? what's with the double standard?
Foreskin is hardly the same thing as a clitoris, you idiot.
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Foreskin is hardly the same thing as a clitoris, you idiot.
Its close though... I wonder how much feeling I missed out on being circumsized granted it might be an even trade since I dont have to deal with smegma.... *shudder*
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SMEG...... Megs probably gets some good protein in her diet these days
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Its close though... I wonder how much feeling I missed out on being circumsized granted it might be an even trade since I dont have to deal with smegma.... *shudder*
When a man is circumsized he doesn't lose the pleasure associated with sex. A woman loses her clitoris and she does.
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I wanna make a bodysuit out of cut dickheads. What fun.....
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Whaddya mean???

Would you rather I made it out of clits??? We can do that.... I have enough Catholic School Girls on ice
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It's a slightly scary thought - imagine Shakespeare, George Washington or Einstein with one of those wormy things... who designed the male anatomy I ask you!
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When a man is circumsized he doesn't lose the pleasure associated with sex. A woman loses her clitoris and she does.
would stop you from fucking around on your husband....the towlheads got something right.
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If your woman is fucking around on you than you are not doing something right

Best solution.... shoot the guy she is fucking around with
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nah, she's sitting on the sofa right now. the po po doesnt need to know more then they do, why would i shoot her homeboy when she can be replaced? id rather a year of aweckwardness the 20 years in jail.
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You can't replace Mari. There's no one else that would have put up with you for this long.
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put that on the converse (not the shoe)

i love her though, a lot.
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meh.. shoot them both....
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