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Old 03-02-07   #1
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you think your so fucking important..... you arent SHIT

I work for a company doing tech support on 3rd shift... I am the only person here at night and I support 12 manufacturing plants with an average of 10k people at each. I get calls each night from some asshole or another thinking that their inability to check their email is the most important thing I have dealt with all night and that it should be my number 1 priority....

fucking assholes
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Old 03-02-07   #2
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So your most common words on the phone are:


"Have you checked your email today?"
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lol. tiggs an asshole.lol
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I swear to god as soon as someone get the title: specialist they think they run the world... fucking assholes
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ive had job offers for tech support but i'd never do it. im qualified but i'd just get pissed off with em.

so, i'm gonna train to be an IT teacher. kids are easier to shout at. hehe.
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I have major respect for our customer service dept.. No matter what the call ("I forgot my grocery bag in the trunk of my car for two days; is my raw ground beef still safe to eat?"), even if the customer is clearly at fault, the cust. serv. people have to send vouchers for replacement meat.

Other folks call my department worried b/c their checks haven't arrived across the country in, say, four days. They expect us to request a stop payment (~$30) AND overnight a new check (another ~$30). I sit next to a gal who falls all over herself to do it for them too, which about makes me sick.
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Would you like to deal with buttmunch taxi drivers who intentionally sabotage their cabs so they won't have to pay the extra $88 out-of-gas charge because they can't figure out how to put gas into it?
Nightshift can be a bloody pain sometimes. But equally funny at other times, like the guy who told me in a heavy Indian accent that he was "standing beside himself in the cold."
Then you get to see cool shit, like this:

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is that a lambo or a mirage?
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Lamborghini. I think it may be a kit car though. Bit suspicious on some of the interiors' quality, or lack thereof. Though not having anything to compare it to, I can't confirm anything.
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if it's got a 5.7 litre chevy v8 (or similar) rather than the v12 then it's probably a kit car.

(Mirage are one of, if not the best lambo kit car makers for those who do not know)
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Ah ha. The mirages we have out here are what you guys call a colt or a lancer. I had one. It was the biggest vehicle mistake I ever had made.
F'n mitsubishi aka bitsomissin.
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why the fuck would someone make a fake colt? a lancer i could probably understand.

spot the real one... (without looking at the url)



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i knew the first one was the real one.. just by looking at the wiper on the hood in the second pic.. Anyone with a real one would NEVER let that happen!!
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I work in a Marriott hotel. Not a franchise. One actually owned by the Marriott Corporation. We have what's called Marriott Rewards. Customers can achieve certain levels of eliteness the more often they stay.

I love customer service. I love the challenge of it. I love figuring out ways to make someone happy.

Maybe you should look for a different line of work.
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i knew the first one was the real one.. just by looking at the wiper on the hood in the second pic.. Anyone with a real one would NEVER let that happen!!
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Oh, so tech support isn't the greatest job ever. I see. :p
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i hate customerfuckingservice. everytime i have to work breakfast not only do you have to be there at 5 a.m. and have one employee under you that doesnt want to work, you get to deal with the waitstaff. "yes, i know the food has degreaded from 6 years ago, its because we dont have 8 employees working breakfast flipping omlets anymore, we have 2. fucking deal with it. go and see how hard you can fuck yourself, sweety, you're not getting splenda. find it, shithead, its why we pay you." and then the golfers

"you got strawberries like you did the other morning?"

if its fucking red and has seeds stuck in it, it might be your wife, but i didnt fucking ask you, did i?
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