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Old 01-19-07   #1
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A word or two about your newest member

Hi, blah blah blah.

What do people want to know about me?

I'm new to this so give me a break (or not), I know I'm gonna get ripped a new one, but hey! Fuck it!

I'm pretty sure nobody really wants to know anything real about me, so I'll just say I'm 7'2", 720lbs, a high ranking satanic priest and drive a Mini Cooper and people can believe me if they want, or you can ask me and I tend not to lie when I reply to questions.

I used to think I sucked and failed at everything, but I was wrong. I suck and fail at most things but there are some things I do quite well (except this, obviously). In my experience the human race as a whole really kinda sucks, but there are a few that make the rest easier to put up with, you've just gotta look hard to find them.

Um, thats all for now. Let the mocking commence.
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Old 01-19-07   #2
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Welcome !

Stay away from the purple straight jacket . . . that's mine !
Stay away from Billah*Bong . . . he's my bitch !
Don't post spam . . . or you'll burn in DF hell !

Post something worth reading . . .

Have fun !
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Old 01-19-07   #3
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Old 01-19-07   #4
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hello.
Hi !
Make your own thread . . . introduce yourself . . .
I won't bite !
Maybe the rest will . . .
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Old 01-19-07   #5
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Old 01-19-07   #6
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Make your own thread . . . introduce yourself . . .
I won't bite !
Maybe the rest will . . .
I'm an older member guess me if you can
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Old 01-19-07   #8
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No clue . . . . . . . . . . . . . nope
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Old 01-19-07   #9
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Old 01-19-07   #10
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You aren't . . . are you !?

No . . . it's just me being stupid .
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Old 01-19-07   #11
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Do you like ninjas?
hehe, who doesn't!

Ninjas > Pirates
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Old 01-19-07   #12
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Welcome to DF, you blue bastard. Make sure to post in Movies & Television.

I <3 you. I even used two emoticons in one post! OHNOES.
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Old 01-19-07   #13
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Stay away from the purple straight jacket . . . that's mine !
Stay away from Billah*Bong . . . he's my bitch !


Have fun !

so, i guess i have a place of honor!
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Old 01-19-07   #14
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sup blue, i am Billah*Bong....

how are ya?

so tell me some about yourself really?
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Old 01-19-07   #15
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I'll tell you.

He's English, pasty, hawt, adorable, sweet, has shitty taste in football clubs, likes vodka, and adores me.
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oh, so he is another one of your douche bags>?
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lol. why thank you wick, where would i ever be without you
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oh, so he is another one of your douche bags>?
He's my only douchebag. :O
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Old 01-19-07   #19
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lol. why thank you wick, where would i ever be without you
Lost, lonely, and infected with the HIV.
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oh, so he has a title and joy of being in your sweet embrace!!!!
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