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Old 01-19-07   #1
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i'm home alone...with only a bottle of jack d for company..well thats not quite true, i've got some freaky ass noises going on up the stairs.

i really should go investigate i suppose..

someone want to wish me luck?
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First down the bottle . . . so you've something to hit with !
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LOL i nearly did that, but i ended up going with a bread knife. turns out theres nothing up the stairs except the cat sleeping on my clean clothes!

i'm such a wimp!
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because she's sleeping on my clean clothes!

i would like to think the stare she gave me was out of fear, but i think it was more a "how dare you disturb my slumber" look.
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LOL you know your sig link says "Forum not Found" don't you..
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i forgot i even had a link in my sig lol. wow i really need to start paying more attention to things!
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Yet another my-space addict i see..
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yep, i'm a myspace hoe just can't see green cheese but my own reel.

oh, i just discovered that my cockatiel loves the mad capsule markets, was moshing like a little maniac to them.
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hey there. long time no talk. how is it going spikey?
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I woulda went up with a shotgun cocked and ready to rock... but thats just me.
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going good, i'm just home alone...trying to simplify algebra (woo)

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I woulda went up with a shotgun cocked and ready to rock... but thats just me.
lol i don't have a shot gun, and i don't think water pistols are very threatening
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lol i don't have a shot gun, and i don't think water pistols are very threatening
They are if you fill them with SULFURIC ACID!
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They are if you fill them with SULFURIC ACID!
lol good point, but wouldnt that make it melt? i think any entruder i get will keel over with laughter.
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sigh... im trying to offer solutions, and you just keep giving me negativity. I am an IDEA MAN I thrive on ideas and positive energy, this aint the "ohh noes my plastic gun melted from sulfuric acid and now the flesh from my fingers is dripping off my hand and Im in excruciating pain" scene. Get with it! If you dont want Sulfuric acid, then might I suggest Liquid Hot Magma?
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lmao, i'm sorry..i shall try and show more appreciation. though i think i'm best avoiding anything thats hot or can melt my skin of since i'm accident prone.

how about a tin of air freshner and a lighter? now that could be fun.
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a tin of air fresh.... sigh yeah fine go the EASY route that every teenager who steals thier fathers lighter takes. I wanted to help you do something truly unnique and original and this is what you give me? POPPYCOCK.
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i thought since i'm new to this game i could start of with something easy..i've never tried using a lighter with a tin of air freshner, or with anything else..have i been missing out?
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Try powdered milk . . . that really goes up in flames .
But the intruder has to stand still and don't move . . .

Maybe some bleech in the water pistol , that would work and it burns like hell when you get it in your eyes !
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