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Old 12-03-06   #1
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Fuck Christmas

I am trying my ass off to get in the christmas spirit, its a first for me because I hate this fucking season. I am really trying to pull my shit together and be happy for my wife and her family, and I know that I should be happy... its been, overall, a great year and my son will be born well before christmas day comes, and I totally stokes about that. I just HATE christmas, I hate the expectations and materialism I hate the stupid christmas television programming,and the gay carols in the mall/shops. I hate the fact that everybody wants to not deal with their problems and just pretend to like their family. but when its over let the wars commence.... fuck christmas.



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Old 12-03-06   #2
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Old 12-04-06   #4
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damn indeed...

I hate this time of year.
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Old 12-04-06   #5
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Old 12-04-06   #6
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I think you're an asshat scrooge bitch.

I love Christmas. I love that families set aside their bullshit for this time of year to be a real family. I love the way the towns set up their Christmas decorations. And I love hearing the Christmas music in stores. I think it's kick ass and happy and wonderful. Not everyone is materialistic. In my family we all enjoy giving presents way more than getting them. We make opening presents a production. One person at a time so everyone can see what they got. It's a lot of fun and a great time.
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its people being fake, just because they are "supposed" to.... fuck that. And the pressure isnt always about what you get, sometimes its who gives the best gift... who spends the most money.
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Old 12-04-06   #8
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Maybe in your trailer park family. Not in mine.
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well I hope kris kringle buttsects you all the way to new year.
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i <3 teh christmas.

i don't love teh corporateness, but i love the togetherness.
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I think you're an asshat scrooge bitch.

I love Christmas. I love that families set aside their bullshit for this time of year to be a real family. I love the way the towns set up their Christmas decorations. And I love hearing the Christmas music in stores. I think it's kick ass and happy and wonderful. Not everyone is materialistic. In my family we all enjoy giving presents way more than getting them. We make opening presents a production. One person at a time so everyone can see what they got. It's a lot of fun and a great time.
Werd up, people who pretend Christmas is all about materialism and shopping crap are morons, Christmas would STILL kick ass if all the stores closed down now until Jan. Why? Because it truly IS a season to be with the family and be together and stuff. Last Christmas I brought my girlfriend to my parents house and my brothers were there and my little cousin and the folks and my dog and we were all playing Gauntlet for PS2 on the TV. It was truly one of the happiest days of my life, just everyone I giving a shit about being there together. I didnt even get anything for that Xmas, I got some socks and a bottle of cheap cologne but that didnt even mean a fucking thing to me, in fact I didnt even really realize it at the time.
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its people being fake, just because they are "supposed" to.... fuck that. And the pressure isnt always about what you get, sometimes its who gives the best gift... who spends the most money.
Thats horseshit.
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obviously you dont live my life, shit for brains.
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Maybe not. But your first post is a generalization, insinuating that everyone has a fucked up white trash family like yours.
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obviously you dont live my life, shit for brains.
Your life as bad as it may seem to you, is more or less a sunny walk on a cool spring day. Yoiu fucking whiny little faggot. Waaaaaaah im a cheap kyke who doesnt want to buy presents waaaaah the pressure is too great to have responsibility to a family waaaaaah why cant i just be a fucking drug addict again and have everyone worried about me, its allllllll about me, me me me me me waaaaaah. Grow the fuck up kid.
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Well, my dad just had a minor stroke, and is in ICU... Gonna make a nice christmas memory for me if he doesn't improve.
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I like christmas cause im a line cook and I get 80 hr weeks during this season, I hate being alone on christmas, I usually drink myself retarded and just write my shitty music all day, so for me it's just a day. New years i'll probably drink myself retarded as well, another day it specifically sucks to be lonely on.
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Your life as bad as it may seem to you, is more or less a sunny walk on a cool spring day. Yoiu fucking whiny little faggot. Waaaaaaah im a cheap kyke who doesnt want to buy presents waaaaah the pressure is too great to have responsibility to a family waaaaaah why cant i just be a fucking drug addict again and have everyone worried about me, its allllllll about me, me me me me me waaaaaah. Grow the fuck up kid.
rofl james has a kid and he's married so he's not a faggot, he's not a drug addict, and he's definitely not little, he'd make the biggest, strongest guy you know look like a little, baby puppy, and then he'd go SS4 and destroy him.
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rofl james has a kid and he's married so he's not a faggot, he's not a drug addict, and he's definitely not little, he'd make the biggest, strongest guy you know look like a little, baby puppy, and then he'd go SS4 and destroy him.
Wow, he clearly IS a faggot, its evident since you seem to love tounging his asshole.
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Gross, maybe it's just a metaphor but im not going near anyone's butthole any time soon.
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