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Old 11-22-06   #1
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someone left the fucking tilt skillet dirty

so im in the back kitchen, my kitchen, cooking my turkeys and getting ready for tomarrow, first off there are about 50 sheet pans covered in bacon fat on the tilt. the tilt is this 40 gallon flat top with sides so you can reserve liquid and make super huge batches of soup if you had to. well, i wanted to make sweet potatos in it. so i turned it on hell mode, not lifting the lid to see if it was clean. i figured if i didnt use it, no one would because everyone but me sees it as a 1000lb, 10,000 dollar counter to put dirty fucking bacon pans on. some fuckstick cooked fucking egg for breakfast and left the fucking thing dirty, so i walk back, lift the lid and there is 400 fucking degree black scrambled in the fucking skillet. fucking irresponsible, depraived, somewhat human formed looking motherfucker.

oh yeah, im procrasinating cooking thanksgiving reading all your little posts.
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and john left 50 gallons of greese mixed with water from when he changed out the back fryer. dicks, im going home.
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