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Old 10-08-06   #1
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Now stop eating lettuce

http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/10/08....ap/index.html

Some one went dun tainted that thar lettuce.

What is going on? Some crazy terrorist has started going and pooping in our veggie fields? First the spinach and now the lettuce.
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Old 10-08-06   #2
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Oh god, our produce manager at the store is gone blow a vein over this shit
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Old 10-08-06   #3
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Old 10-08-06   #4
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awesome. reason #14 for me to not eat any type of salad product.
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Oh come on everyone needs a good shit every now and then its nice and cleasning
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i have no problem shitting without salad.
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Have you seen that SNL short film where a guy is comforting his buddy who's just lost his girlfriend and then out of the blue they each start taking a bite out of a head of iceburg lettuce after each line? Those short films are about the only thing worth watching on SNL.
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Oh god, our produce manager at the store is gone blow a vein over this shit

Nox what grocer do you work for??? And what do you do there??
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Have you seen that SNL short film where a guy is comforting his buddy who's just lost his girlfriend and then out of the blue they each start taking a bite out of a head of iceburg lettuce after each line? Those short films are about the only thing worth watching on SNL.
the new cast (minus tina fay and the other chick with the funny nose) are fucking horrible.
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now i wont be able to get lettice. awesome.

that spinich craze was funny. we use a lot of spring and mescilin mix which is just mixed greens and they started coming with warning stickers on them. think of some shit like that, grown men afraid of leaves.

EAT YOUR FUCKING SALAD! its like a sceen out of deer hunter.
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Its the blackberry's I am worried about. All those dogs that go by and urinate over these delicious fruits.
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