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Old 12-07-06   #1
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a nutralife/harlotte development

I really underestimated how much Harlotte would take to my parents' Nutralife scheme. She wants to bring her parents over some time to see that video. After seeing it again I must admit that it has many admirable qualities. The social consciousness of Upton Sinclair and Ayn Rand comes readily to mind as those who take up the reigns of Nutralife overthrow the oppressors and take control of their own destinies by owning the means of production. I think it may even provide the ultimate reconcilliation between socialism and capitalism, but that is beside the point.

Harlotte took me aside today, and we sat somewhere else for lunch. She said that something hectic happened last weekend and she doesn't want to see anyone else, though I'm almost sure it was something to do with Aaron Schlong. It obviously isn't something good, so I choose to keep my thoughts on positive things and a positive outcome is assured. (This is a personal philosophy of Amway motivational speaker Carlton Sheets, but I shouldn't go into that yet) I should add that we weren't exactly alone. Lisa Frist, the disgusting pig whose flab appears to be under pressure from other flab to move outward from her body, and flat, boxy glasses that appear to be scrunched under her weighty forehead seemed to have foreknowledge of where we would be.

Aside from wanting to go into Nutralife, she didn't have much to say to me. She got a b- on her paper that I wrote, which leads me to believe that the teacher is determined not to let her out of that class with anything higher than a C. If you haven't guessed, she has quite a rotten attitude in class, and I'm reasonably sure that the teacher saw one of Harlotte's drawings of the her being gang raped by men in easter bunny costumes. It's so base I can't help but find it adorable.
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..The social consciousness of Upton Sinclair and Ayn Rand comes readily to mind as those who take up the reigns of Nutralife overthrow the oppressors and take control of their own destinies by owning the means of production. I think it may even provide the ultimate reconcilliation between socialism and capitalism, but that is beside the point...
oh fuck, i can't breathe i'm laughing so hard. i appear to be the only one who sees this stuff as hilarious satire. too bad. bits like this are cough-inducing. cheers mate! keep it up.
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Old 12-08-06   #3
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so that's how i was supposed to use my 8th grade vocab list.
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getting better.

someone needs to create a locked thread "the definitive youngwerther" and collate all his posts in there. for our amusement.
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ohh i like that idea.
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Me too ! A whole thread dedicated to his pursuit of the harlot ( and his tedious life ) ! It would be our own funny pages , roflol !
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I think i now know why i dont like youngwerther, i dont like people who insult others non-stop... makes me angry... youngwerther is there ANYONE you know that you have NEVER insulted??? Or are you just to high and mighty to see anyone else as an equal???
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chill, dude, youngwerther's not real.
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Does youngwether have another name on here?
i kinda liked his stories but got a little down about them when i found out they were all lies.
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chill, dude, youngwerther's not real.
Well that's a comfortable rationalization on your part given how vehemently you've been challenging me.
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i apologize for all past challenges. i didn't realize you were a fictional character. i <3 u dude.
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I think Werther is real, and I think his actions are real, I just think he has a flair for dramatic interpretation, and manages to turn his mundane day to day activities into things that we actually enjoy reading. I also think he's an arrogant prick, and I can admire that.
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either he's fake or he's making all this up. either way i love the story, and he's the perfect antihero for it. it all seems too coincidental to be true. if he were a real person, would i love hearing about his life? yes. would i beat his ass if i ever met him in real life? yes. the two aren't mutually exclusive.
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