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Old 07-12-06   #1
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Yo Mama So... Game.

Yeah. Thats Right. I started it.

The Yo mama so... somethin anotha game.

Think you know how to dis someones mama?

Lets see it...
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Yo mama so fat, when she backs up she makes a beeping sound.
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Old 07-15-06   #3
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yo mama so fat, when she got hit by a bus she turned around and said 'who threw that stone?'
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Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
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yo momma so fat,if we cut her she bleeds spagetti sause.
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Oh.. Nice. (Never heard that one before, you make it up?)

um... Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! ...No. That one's lame.

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

(Damn, I'm not good at this..)
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yo mama is so ugly when she goes to the zoo all the kids try to feed her
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Yo' mama so fat if we held a picture of her up to a map, her ass would cross two time zones.
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Haha, that reminds me of something. When you travel, like from the east coast to lets say cali. Its so weird, cus the time keeps changing on you.
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Your Momma's so small; you can see her feet on her drivers license.
^T.V.

Your Momma's so fat; her blood type is Rague.
^XM Radio

Your Momma's so fat that I had a very strange conversation with her:
Me: Throws rock at Big Fat Momma, it circles her. She looks on confused. I throw a book, it too circles.
Her: What's this?
Me: Orbit.
^Stolen from Family Guy.

Your Momma's had so much plastic surgery Micheal Jackson's sueing.
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Old 07-21-06   #13
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lol you went all out alpha.

I saw that episode of family guy. Wasnt it brian who threw the rock and book at peter?
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Old 08-13-06   #14
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Yo mama is so dirty she has to sneak up on the bathwater.

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to put a bag of M&M's in alphabetical order.

(I didn't even know this thread was here! Excellent)
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I saw that episode of family guy. Wasnt it brian who threw the rock and book at peter?
Yes, yes it was. There might have been soemthing else (I think he emptied out a small garbage can into Peter's Orbit) including a banana peel.


Yo Momma's so old and technologically Illiterate when she aproaches her Five-hundred and Twelve Megabite computer to send an Electronic Mail letter she puts all ten fingers on the keyboard, and pulls eight back.

Yo Momma's so dumb that when they tried to make her an Administrator she said "I don't even know her!".

Yo Momma's so ugly she makes a naked Michael Jackson look sexy!

Yo Momma's so pale she makes Connan O'brien look tanned!

Yo Momma's so dumb that she had to repeat the first grade equal to her age; which she can't figure out.
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yo mama so fat, when she got hit by a bus she turned around and said 'who threw that stone?'
Yo mama so fat, when she got hit by a bus full of school children the school sued her for not having one of those "Wide Load" banners. They won.
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Yo mama so ugly they printed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!
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Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
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Yo momma's kootchie's so stank, that when she spreads her legs, it makes me retch to orally stimulate her.
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