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Old 01-26-06   #1
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I'm heading to ALASKA, bitches!

Dear DarkForum Members,

I will be leaving for Alaska on May 5th, 2006. After that, my internet access will be almost non-existant. Time is limited. Feel free to bask in my presence as often as you can, as you will be Megless come May.

I <3 you all so much. *sniff*


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Have a safe trip Wicked! Come back okay?!
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try apple jack up there, apparantly it's a locally made liquor with apples and cinnamon...my mom, who doesn't drink, loves the stuff.
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I've always wanted to go to Alaska. Have a blast man. (Oh, and do you realize how close Alaska is to Russia? (or whatever it's called nowadays) Super close.
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I've always wanted to go to Alaska. Have a blast man. (Oh, and do you realize how close Alaska is to Russia? (or whatever it's called nowadays) Super close.
I think the US even bought Alaska form Russia for like 15 dollars and some pocket lint.
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Oh, and you have to go to that one bar where the put the old crusty finger in the shots. Hell yeah.
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Oh, and you have to go to that one bar where the put the old crusty finger in the shots. Hell yeah.
My bad, it's not a finger, it's a toe. And it's in Dawson, Yukon. Not Alaska.

http://www.sourtoecocktailclub.com/sourtoe.html

But, if you're ever there, you have to do it. And post photos of course.
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I think I wanna hit Cananada. It's not a bad trip from Seward (which is where I'll be) to the Cananadian border. I've never been to Canada.

I'm stoked about Alaska. The men outnumber the women 12 to 1. WERD. I'm gonna be having promiscuous Eskimo sex.
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I think I wanna hit Cananada. It's not a bad trip from Seward (which is where I'll be) to the Cananadian border. I've never been to Canada.

I'm stoked about Alaska. The men outnumber the women 12 to 1. WERD. I'm gonna be having promiscuous Eskimo sex.

eskimos prefer to be called native alaskans.
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eskimos prefer to be called native alaskans.
Eh who cares, I'd call em all Nanooks if I was there.
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why am you goind there and how long for?
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I decided that the corporate world is not for me, and that I absolutely hate Charlotte. So in a fit of passion, before my car wreck, I applied for the most random ass jobs. Alaskan lodges, cruise lines, ranches... And one of em hired me.

http://www.alaskaheritagetours.com

That's where I'll be working. At the Seward Windsong Lodge. I'm leaving May 5th and returning September 20th.
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Bah, I'm sure they've got the net up there, you'll be back.

And you better hook me up with some cheap travel when I decide to make the trip up there i've been planning for ages.

Oh I've also got an ex girlfriend who lives up there and manually masturbates polar bears for science, tell her Hi if you see some chick jacking a bear (or a fish, or something... or maybe she's a geologist, fuck if I know).
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They have internet access, of course. But I'm going up there to work. Staff housing doesn't have internet, and the nearest place to long on is the public library in Seward. I'll be in ALASKA. The last thing I want to do is get on DF. I've already made arrangements with my brother to have him send me any pertinent World Cup info and clips.

I can't hook you up with cheap travel. Alaska isn't cheap. But you can sleep in MY bed, fr0g honey.
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if you freeze your tits off, i bugsy the right one.

juskiddn. anyway, hope it all goes sweet up there in alaska. im sure you'll survive without internet, just don't be going without your Scifi!

best wishes. be groove. and don't get frostbite whilst fucking in the snow!
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The average summer temperature in Seward is 55-61 degrees Fahrenheit, according to Frommer's. So I won't be freezing too much. And because of the abundance of men, I'm sure I'll keep quite warm.
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I've always wanted to go to Alaska..

Have fun, Wicked.
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why the fuck alaska you silly girl

why the fuck not brazil?
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