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Old 01-18-06   #1
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Kenny Rogers Wants You For His Army!

one
TWO
THREE
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FIVE KENNY ROGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WAS RAISED ON THE DAIRY BITCH!
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Dairy isnt good for your body, it contains saturated fat.
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YOU ARE WEAK! KENNY ROGERS WOULD GIVE YOU THE DEATH STARE FOR MENTIONING SUCH A THING!
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Born in 1973, you're like, old enough to date my mom KR
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Born in 1973, you're like, old enough to date my mom KR
That's hot. You got a picture of her? Kenny Rogers isn't above MILF material!

If you're 21....and I'm 33.....your mom must have had you at a young age. That makes her even hotter.
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Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar
And tell you that I can't believe how fat you fucking are
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Ricki Lake.

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Old 01-18-06   #7
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You remind me of my old friend dan.
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i dont know who's alter ego you are but i dont like either of your personas. you are gay and kenny rogers is burt renolyds bad dream. fucking die your weak gambling death bandit.
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He's not an alter ego. He's a friend of fr0g's.
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fr0g's a greater man than you could hope to be. Bow down.
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In the interest of no holds barred flamage, this thread is moved.
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Umm.. what flaming?
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i dont know who's alter ego you are but i dont like either of your personas. you are gay and kenny rogers is burt renolyds bad dream. fucking die your weak gambling death bandit.
Kenny Rogers would kick your ass, remove your eyes, and skull fuck you double blind. He knows when to hold'em. He knows when to fold'em. He knows when to walk away. And he knows you are straight gh3y. You would bow at the feet of the 5 Kenny Rogers. Each one, making you kiss their feet. Blue outfit Kenny. Red outfit Kenny. Cowboy hat Kenny. No hat Kenny. And of course, gun toting Kenny. Kenny will make you eat monopoly and shit out connect 4. Bow dow. You know you want to.
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I'm a vegan AND my stomach hates milk, so I'm fucked either way.

Hmmm.... do they make soy blood for blood intolerant vampires?
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I'm a vegan AND my stomach hates milk, so I'm fucked either way.

Hmmm.... do they make soy blood for blood intolerant vampires?
How about organic versions?
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