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Old 01-17-06   #1
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>Aussie Steve Crocodile Hunter Ps3 Hans On



I've been dropped via helicopter in the middle of the outback with nothing to survive on but PS3.





Now the first thing I need to do is procure food, luckily the controller is designed after an aincent aborigenal hunting weapon, so it's not only ergonomicly perfect for gaming, it comes in real handy in subduing that Juicey little shiela right behind me.





The naughty little bugger never new what hit her\






Now the cell processers produce an enormous amount of heat, so much so that if I lift the fan off of them they not only make a nice grilling surface but also drain the fat off the kangaroo and into Michael Moore's gut. She's a beauty all right.






She's not only many times more powerful than an Xbox 1 but easier to survive with as well. You can kill an african elephant with an Xbox but lifting the Xbox in the tree to drop it on the bastard, will snap your spine faster than a croc during her time of the month. If you ask me all she's good for is anchoring large ships.
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...so whatcho think a batarang is?
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