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Old 01-06-06   #1
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Recently I started doing some commercial fishing which is really cool cause I get to wake up WHEN THE SUN HASNT FUCKING EVEN COME UP YET. Risking my life daily as sharks and swordfish scurry around our boat. Well Me and my two friends got in this argument because I said "No girl could ever do this job." and she's getting all pissy and shit so her boyfriend asks her "Well what if you have to piss? There's no fucking bathroom on the boat me and mark risk our lives just pissing off the side, what are you gonna squat off of the side and piss?" She shut up after that.
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But seriously man im always tired from this shit, got me smoking mad weed and drinking coffee as a substitute for water, I get home and Im so tired but I cant sleep cause my bed is rocking back in forth like im on the boat, I keep getting sick alll the time, I smell like fish so flirting with girls isnt even possible. BUT IM RICH BITCH.
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Did I mention i took a shower AND I STILL SMELL LIKE FISHIES?
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here fishy fishy fishy..who wants to go into my tuna??
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I love tuna fish, sometimes I mix it with my oriental flavored ramen, or shrimp flavored with a piece of cheese that shit is awesome.
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ive never had ramen noodles, i feel like im missing out.
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They dont sell them their? Hey maybe ill send you some, ive got plenty.
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i've never seen them..might to a google lol.
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Yeah forget yer social life for as long as you're fishin, that'll take several good soakings to go away.
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Social life equals some words and im back at it again
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boats aren't that bad.
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No actually I rather enjoy being on the water, and the work isnt that hard, it's just a pain in the ass sometimes getting up that early, and then not getting back until bedtime.
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Mmmm...fresh fish all the time sounds good to me though...Are you sick of eating yet though?
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GET REAL JOB MORON

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Oh yeah im sure english teachers rake in buku mad cash, besides that I hate anything that has to do with school. Sick of eating fish? Only for five minute intervals. Days off from work? More than a few, but there wasn't much of a social life to begin with. Just less bicycle riding now.
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Ooh, back when I was sane enough to work. Ha. You have to be a little crazy to even step on a fishing boat I say.
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boats aren't that bad.
, met this guy in New Jersey, coincidentally he ended up joining the navy
He was surprised by me and my goth friends eccentricity so we scared him off. Kinda boring guy, she talked to him while I went and smoked some weed by the Delaware bay, which is a totally awesome place if you've never been, the wind covers up the smell of the weed. So MOS is like, where is he going? And my friend said something like, I don't know, he's a little drunk, or something. moral of the story is always smoke a bowl of weed before you go and meet someone.
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