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Old 01-04-06   #1
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Gross Toilet paper

So what did they use for toilet paper back in the old days?
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Now, what's grosser, tampons, pads...what did they use instead back in the day?
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They trained pets like the toilet dog to wash their ass for them. It's a known fact.
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Old 01-05-06   #8
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They just didnt shit back then. They held it all in until death. Like REAL men and women.
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They just didnt shit back then. They held it all in until death. Like REAL men and women.
so you're saying before the advent of toilet paper everyone was full of shit?
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man the doors for slam just blasted wide open.
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so you're saying before the advent of toilet paper everyone was full of shit?
Nobody even acknowledged this pun, but I thought it was precious.l
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