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Old 10-06-05   #1
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Soy Sauce is a bastard

When you get it in your eye.
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Old 10-06-05   #2
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agreed

so best to avoid getting it in your eye
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Know what? it's not half as bad as toothpaste though.
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or chilli garlic sauce... or hydrochloric acid.. or molten lava.
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Ever eaten a chili, and then rubbed your eye?

Not a good idea, not a good idea at all.
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Ever eaten a chili, and then rubbed your eye?

Not a good idea, not a good idea at all.
No, but I once chopped a chilli then took my contact lenses out - that was pain beyond belief!

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i have managed to avoid these pitfalls. i must just be lucky
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Ever eaten a chili, and then rubbed your eye?

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ever chopped a chili and then go pee?

yeah my friend paul made that mistake. we heard his yells of pain outside.
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ever chopped a chili and then go pee?

yeah my friend paul made that mistake. we heard his yells of pain outside.
funny you should say that, my b/f did that, an apparently his brother forgot the fact he had been handling chillies, and scratched his arse...
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i forgot that i put on icy hot once and then removed a tampon....not fun....
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8 posts from eyes to penises. yeesh
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My Mother accidently put swim-ear in her eye once. Then there was the time I got face-hugged by a tree-frog and it did something weird to my eye . . . Probably the chunk of saw-dust I got caught in there was the worst thought . . .
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grains of pepper in your eye are NOT fun.
it's good if you want to kill some time
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hey, at least we can admit our retardedness.

i once had a boyfriend that got his own 'stuff' in his eye. yeah...wicked trajectory shooting.

anyway, i laughed my ass off while he was screaming in pain. that was pretty funny. hehehehe
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i once (by mistake) threw som sulfuricacid (sp?) in the face of my father ...he chasesd me 2 laps around the house before he had to go wash it of

chili in the eye sting i know ...i was choping chili and rubed my eye ... not good, also done it with pepperroot that hurt to
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