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Old 08-28-05   #1
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George Bush goes to hell (a joke)

> George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the
> devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here", says the
> devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you, but you
> definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
> I've got 3 people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of
> them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who
> leaves."
>
> George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened
> the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He
> kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over. Such
> was his fate in hell; "No!" George said; "I don't think so. I'm not a
> good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day."
>
> The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a
> sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that
> hammer, time after time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my
> shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break
> rocks all day", commented George.
>
> The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying
> naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs
> staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing
> what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a
> while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
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>The devil smiled and said; "Monica, you're free to go
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