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Old 08-04-05   #1
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Is it just me, or is it getting stranger?

I mean, I've always found it bizarre that it came in different colours so you could co-ordinate it with your lavvy deco, but now with inprints of puppies (Andrex) and teddy-bears (Charmin)?

I'm under the impression that it's all some huge practical joke or large-scale experiment on the zombie consumer. There's something really odd about wiping with a happy puppy.

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Is it just me, or is it getting stranger?

I mean, I've always found it bizarre that it came in different colours so you could co-ordinate it with your lavvy deco, but now with inprints of puppies (Andrex) and teddy-bears (Charmin)?

I'm under the impression that it's all some huge practical joke or large-scale experiment on the zombie consumer. There's something really odd about wiping with a happy puppy.

I don't like the Charmin bears, because it makes the expression "Does a bear shit in the woods?" a little less powerful.
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Another very valid point.

And isn't it ironic that people hate clearing up dog poo, but that little dog's quite happy to clear up ours?

I know that's a gross thought.
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you may be giving this too much thought. or not.


what about that Angelsoft toilet paper? are we going to hell for wiping our asses with angels?
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I've never seen that. I wonder if Christians are okay about using that stuff.
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I've never seen that. I wonder if Christians are okay about using that stuff.
really? yeah its got an angel on the packaging. all kinds of weird TP going around. i stick to the plain white not super quilted stuff. that super soft stuff falls apart and its all linty, you rip some off the roll and suddenly the air is alive with white powder dust lint. its sickeneing, makes me wanna hold my breath. dont want that stuff in my lungs.
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as long as it doesn't have a face on it that stares up at my ass (creepy feeling)

or its that plastic shit they put in those really really disgusting public bogs and in primary schools (doesn't wipe, just smears it over your crack)

or stuff that's so rough that it leaves you with a sore hole,

then i'll wipe my ass with it.

fuck bears, fuck doggies. tho i have heard that (and as a result my family wont buy it) that charmin is so absorbant that it doesn't actually break down into bits at all. so when it's down in your sewege pipes after you flush, it collects more water, and shit, and tends to build up, and doesn't break up and go down your system into the sewers, it collects. and ends up blocking everything. costing you a shitload (pardon the pun) to get it unblocked by a plumber, or you could do it yourself... which isn't too nice...
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as long as it doesn't have a face on it that stares up at my ass (creepy feeling)

or its that plastic shit they put in those really really disgusting public bogs and in primary schools (doesn't wipe, just smears it over your crack)

or stuff that's so rough that it leaves you with a sore hole,

then i'll wipe my ass with it.

fuck bears, fuck doggies. tho i have heard that (and as a result my family wont buy it) that charmin is so absorbant that it doesn't actually break down into bits at all. so when it's down in your sewege pipes after you flush, it collects more water, and shit, and tends to build up, and doesn't break up and go down your system into the sewers, it collects. and ends up blocking everything. costing you a shitload (pardon the pun) to get it unblocked by a plumber, or you could do it yourself... which isn't too nice...
ive never heard that problem with Charmin. stuffs too linty for me anyway.
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