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Old 07-28-05   #1
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P0rn Junkmail leaves me thinking... "What the fuck?"

I got this in my junk mail today:

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Slutty Teens sucking 14 inch dcks
Okay so it said that... Heres the kicker... The actual Email read:

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Yo Dude Lies are sufficient to breed opinion, and opinion brings on substance.,
Let us hope especially that the enthusiasm and exaggerations, which so easily seize men congregated in large groups - affecting human passions and leading the crowd against its own interest, sweeping up in their whirlwind the sage and philosopher as well as ordinary men - will not destroy a work undertaken with such noble intentions and, with it, the hope of the country.,

Truth is the summit of being; justice is the application of it to affairs,
Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp them by the blade or by the handle.,
WHAT THE FUCK????
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I have absolutely no idea...

I just delete the crap, don't actually read it. Thats messed up
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I dunno what the fuck is going on!!! Are they trying to tell me that its not about p0rn at all?
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Old 07-28-05   #4
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apparently don king has crossed over into email pr0n promotions.
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I am horrified! I just wanted to see 14 inch dicks...
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I am horrified! I just wanted to see 14 inch dicks...
lol is that too much to ask?
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I am horrified! I just wanted to see 14 inch dicks...
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HOLY SHIT!!!

Theres a chick with huge jugs on there!!!!!

Oh yeah and the dicks are big too...
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Is that a requirement to make it on that site? Damn... guess I'll never make it then

I dont have big jugs like hers
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Holy shit that chick has huge jugs...
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lol still stunned by the jugs?
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I keep gettin that porn type on my g-email where people send you pics AND WANT YOU TO RATE THEIR nudety and sexual performance with webcam---- fuck that shit- I don't want spyware- and thats just weird.

I mean spyware- I'm suprised I haven't gotten spyware from the hentai sites I go to- oh I know why- I have spy sweeper.

But anyways- I hate porn on my email. If I want to really see it- I'll look it up myself.
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Is that a requirement to make it on that site? Damn... guess I'll never make it then

I dont have big jugs like hers
thats why theres photoshop..

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mm....porn spam...i think its a pain in the ass..but it can be mildly amusing at times to think of the extent people will go to either to get money..or attention..or just be shitheads..

speaking of which..i havent had any porn in my inbox for...well..a long time..
i guess thats because i dont check my yahoo or hotmail accounts anymore..
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Looks like badly translated Japanese otherwise known as Engrish . . . Fun shit.
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I wouldn't have minded some deep, philisophical meaning in a porn email if I could just FIGURE OUT WHAT IT MEANS AND IF IT HAS ANY RELEVENCE TO TEENS SUCKING 14 INCH COCKS AT ALL?
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Hahaha! I'm reading this in the middle of media works. I'm reading your replies as I scroll past and stopping right under them . . . As for the relevence . . . I think we both might lie awake at nights thinking about that one, you had better just accept it.
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But... Why? Why are they trying to write bullshit in p0rn emails now...? I think I may email the stupid bitches that sent me that... Then again, they would probably spam me more....
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3 things....
1. it's the russian spammers consortium that sends out most of those.. (i get an average of 50 per day )

2. it's not a requirement for you to have overly-large breasts to be one of thier victims. some have almost no breasts actually..

3. thier are several other sites of bigguns.. But since this isn't the adult forum, i'll hold back posting links..


here are some of the standard subject lines i've been getting lately..

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While Masive Meat Split Lindas Slit Here is 14 inch Man Meat Split Tiny chicks
Alot of slit squirt Imagine oozing slitz
Alot of she squirts Imagine she squirts
Of Course Watch what she does today Alot of she is onlive
Here is Girl on the cam While Cam Time Girl
Imagine MooseD1kkMiniCooz Of Course SgtBigSchlongandMiniMiss
Alot of poke her mouth A Pokin the throat
The GirlsAndThierPets Of Course DonkeysMulesAndMaryOhMy
Alot of Tiny Chicks Huge Dix While Tiny Chicks Huge Dix

well, you get the idea..

This one is funny... titlewise...
Here is Huge Pole in a Pizza? A Reality Giant Man Members
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Hahaha! I had to put this back up top....

Dude, Arsi was awesome.
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It's Engrish does Thomas Hardy...

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