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Old 07-25-05   #1
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shit happens?

Taoism: Shit happens
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hari Krishnaism: Shit happens rama rama.
Protestantism: Let this shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterianism: Let this shit happen to someone else.
Puritanism: If I work harder, shit won't happen.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Baptism: Let's hide this shit in the closet and no one will ever know.
Judaism: Why is this shit always happening to me?
Moslem: If shit happens, it is Allah's will.
Mormanism: I'll know about this shit when someone tells me what to think.
Quakerism: Be guided by the shit within.
Christian Scientism:Shit is all in your mind.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Jehova's Witness: Knock, knock, shit happens.
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens only half the time.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Hedonism: Let's enjoy this shit.
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
New Ageism (1): Shit does not happen to me.
New Ageism (2): Thank you for sharing you shit.
Scientology: For $5,000, we'll get rid of the shit for you.
Dianeticism: Why does shit happen? See page 157.
Agnosticism: I don't know if shit happens.
Atheism: There isn't any shit.
Existentialism (1): What is shit anyway?
Existentialism (2): No shit
Realism: Oh shit.
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Old 07-25-05   #2
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Old 07-25-05   #3
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I say shit on me.
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Jobe says 'Do shit unto others before they do shit unto you...'
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I say, this is some old shit.
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im amused by all kinds of shit.
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I like it Lily, especially this one;

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yeah i got a kick out of that shit too
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