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Old 07-18-05   #1
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Fucking Printer Bullshit!!!

So I try and print out a document today and apparently, according to my computer... My printer is disconnected...

So I unplug the printer, reset the computer, plug the printer back in and it STILL says the fucking same bullshit!!!

So I figure my software needs reinstalling... So I go my disk box and my printer disk is fucking missing!!!

Suprise su-fucking-prise!

FUCKING PRINTERS!!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DISK? And why in the fucking world won't my fucking stupid fuckheaded printer work???

FUCKING GRRRRR{OIJ %W_( Y)#ya(^%*y%vVVAuifymg~fmh~!jgJ!JFGJRSJWASG UHLMRSDFKDARMLHIU!
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Naw, thats not so bad.. Bad is printing out maybe 5 pages in 30 days and having to replace your ink cause it dried out over those 30 days...
Those damn things cost about as much as the printer!!
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I hope my ink hasn't died on me...

Oh fucking hell!!! I fucking hate HP printers!! The online support guy... I explained to him what was going on and he gave me THE SAME FUCKING LINK I HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT FOR THE PAST 4 FUCKING DAYS!!!!

Helping out MY ASS CRACK!!

Fucking stupid HP....
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heh, next time, try lexmark.. at least they offer downloadable drivers based off of printer style..
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heh, next time, try lexmark.. at least they offer downloadable drivers based off of printer style..
Lexmark printers are shit.
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Or write it down? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I got the printer working... I'm now going to print out my daughter's british passport papers.
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Lexmark printers are shit.
Lexy printer.. $39.99
HP printer(of same type ).. 79.99
cost for ink wells ( on either ) $29.99 - $79.99

Cheaper to buy a new printer than a new ink well. Cause that price range is for a SINGLE one.. Then you'll need the other ( or 4 total in the case of a xerox printer )...
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Lexy printer.. $39.99
HP printer(of same type ).. 79.99
cost for ink wells ( on either ) $29.99 - $79.99

Cheaper to buy a new printer than a new ink well. Cause that price range is for a SINGLE one.. Then you'll need the other ( or 4 total in the case of a xerox printer )...
my mate has to deal with a lexmark printer at work (air force) and of all the printers, the lexmark is the only one that beeps constantly with problems.

the only decent products that HP makes anymore is printers! their computers and everything else are shit!
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I just got a new brother MFC-5840. It's niiiiiice, and it takes the place of my fax machine, scanner, printer, and photocopier. (My 'photocopier' before was actually my fax machine, but still.)
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Fuck that, I don't print unless I absolutely have to(I have an Hp black ink if 40 bucks. Goddamn price goudging sons of bitches anyways)
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Try my printer....


Needs two cartridges, total cost is about £70 ($130) and I get about 12 pics out of them if I'm lucky...
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Needs two cartridges, total cost is about £70 ($130) and I get about 12 pics out of them if I'm lucky...
yikes. goddamn.
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Needs two cartridges, total cost is about £70 ($130) and I get about 12 pics out of them if I'm lucky...
Can you write off business related expenses on your taxes over there?
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oh no, I remembered... that's why I figured you'd know.
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So I figure my software needs reinstalling... So I go my disk box and my printer disk is fucking missing!!!

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FUCKING PRINTERS!!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DISK? And why in the fucking world won't my fucking stupid fuckheaded printer work???
Yeah and you made a thread about so the your cyber asslickers will help you finding it.
Maybe if you once in your life would log off from this site and clean up vermin nest, you'd find your disk back.
I bet even a rat wouldn't find her youngs back in that labyrinth of a garbage you call a house.
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Yeah and you made a thread about so the your cyber asslickers will help you finding it.
Maybe if you once in your life would log off from this site and clean up vermin nest, you'd find your disk back.
I bet even a rat wouldn't find her youngs back in that labyrinth of a garbage you call a house.
I fixed the printer you fucktard.

And just so you know... My APARTMENT is just about empty... Unlike your cockroach infested excuse for a face... Oh, I mean bedroom... Heh... Your cockroach infested room... I get it muddled up with your nastyass fugus face.... They both look nasty and fucking monstrous.....

Heh... My bad.
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Yeah and you made (mistake a)a thread about so the your cyber asslickers will help you finding it.
Maybe if you once in your life would log off from this site and clean up vermin nest, you'd (mistake b)find your disk back.
I bet even a rat wouldn't find her (mistake c)youngs back in that (mistake d)labyrinth of a garbage you call a house.


ok lets see here.
1) dont post unless youre coherent.
2) youre not.

lets go over this shall we?

a) no sense in there at all. if youre gonna insult someone, please try to make it understandable. i know this is a challenge for you.
b) "find your disk back"? no. its 'find your disk' or 'get your disk back'. quit crossing sentences.
c) rats have young. not youngs. young in that form is plural. dont fuck with the english language and make plural words plural again. thats fucked. use your brain. (it may be smaller than a flea, but it should still be in your head)
d) perhaps you meant 'labyrinth of a garbage heap'? or 'labyrinth of garbage'? because ive never heard of a labyrinth of a garbage.

hypothesis (the obvious) : youre a retard. go play with the special kids and dont forget your helmet.
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Yeah and you made a thread about so the your cyber asslickers will help you finding it.
also. 'finding' should be 'find'.

see below:

jane is helping dave finding his dog. <---incorrect.


jane is helping dave find his dog. <-----correct

let me know when you graduate from the second grade, ok?
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