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Old 05-26-05   #1
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ok i need ideas...im gonna make ebay my bitch.

i need some cash and im a lazy bitch so i refuse to get a job.

what should i sell on ebay?
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Hmm, do you have any old stuff jsut lying around the house that you don't want anymore? Or something of someone else's that you don't like?

Try that!

Or you could always sell your soul!
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Hmm, do you have any old stuff jsut lying around the house that you don't want anymore? Or something of someone else's that you don't like?

Try that!

Or you could always sell your soul!

funny that u mention that cos that was my first idea.
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Cool! But make sure you get a good price! It's a buyers market for souls nowadays!
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i dunno....theres one up for bid already for 3500 and no bids placed....

another posted for 2.50 and a bid placed...im worried i wouldnt get much.

i could always offer tattoo advertising on my shoulder or something of my ass...or my back...damned if i know...some girl got a bid on that idea. 100 dollars.

not bad...
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this chick from cincinatti sold the ghost of her father, which she trapped in a jar.....i shit you not! she sold it....got a few grand for it to!

anywho.....be creative, sell anything.....sell your panties, claiming they're the ones you wore when you lost virginity! i'm sure some pervert will pay big bucks to smell your first fuck!
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get a premium rate phone number and do phone sex. easy as hell.... who knows... might even enjoy it
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what is this premium rate phone number dealy?

and how on earth would i get the money?

id soooooo do that tho.
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Rent out your boyfriend.

I am in much lobe with ebay right now. It's so useful for fun gifts
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but you are poor?
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a premium rate number? one that costs more than all the others at a fixed price.... maybe you dont have them in america... have them here. phone sex lines here can cost up to £1.50 a min (about $2.20 ish) and to phone america i would pay 2p per min (about 3 cents ish).

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Rent out your boyfriend.

I am in much lobe with ebay right now. It's so useful for fun gifts

i so would but i hate shareing

especially him since hes SO YUMMY!
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but you are poor?
In a loose phrasing of the term. Paying a tenner for some fun stuff on ebay isn't going to leave me living in a box outside woolworths just yet

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ok so i need a good selling point or thing or something.

goddamnit im going to make money like the rest of those idiots!
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