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Old 04-21-05   #1
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My driving instructor is hot.

This is awful. I'll never pass my test!
He's really fit, and it makes me very very nervous.
I also don't think he appreciates my swearing at other drivers much.
Very Bad.
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Atleast don't try to wreck the car like a nearly did last year.
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haha nice. But do you really wanna pass that test?

Good luck with it all.
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Oh I'm great I only stalled three times, and two were on emergency stops. S'all gravy.
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Oh I'm great I only stalled three times, and two were on emergency stops. S'all gravy.
What was your score on the theory test?
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Haven't taken it yet, but I've failed my mock twice.
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My driving test guy was cool. I was the last person of the day, and he just wanted me to hurry up so he could go home and watch the NBA finals. It was way easy.
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Haven't taken it yet, but I've failed my mock twice.

I got 35 out of 35 for the multiple choice questions, and I got 70% out of 100% on the hazard perception test (you need 50% to pass). I was in and out in 10 mins. Get the CD's from WHSmiths that you can practice the theory test on. The answers are the same that you take on the test. I praticed for a week before I took the theory test.
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I have the CD and the book. I really should use it more. Everything is just so fucking expensive! My lessons are £23 each and the tests cost a bomb, and if you fail then it's another forty quid down the drain.

Maybe it's because my instructor is hot, I have to pay extra for that.
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£40! Cheap. I paid £600 for my DAS motorcyle test! I failed on appropriate speed and turning right onto a dual carriageway. My examiner was little fucking hilter, I should have threated to eat his children or something, that cunt.

I re-take it next month.
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You earn decent money! I work one day a week, I have to save for college and stuff. £40 is a LOT.
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I STILL haven't passed my test. I just lack interest in driving I think.. I can drive.. I just don't like it. On the plus side, my sis is training with BSM and I'm going to be her 'guinea pig'. When I do pass, I'll be able to stalk you all properly.

Sybs - short skirt for the test right?
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You earn decent money!
Decent? Wherever did you get that information? To make it decent, I have to work every day of that month, and I do.

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Could you lend me a tenner please?
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Sure. When will I get it back?
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You want it back? you tight bastard! When a Northerner says 'lend' they mean 'give' heh.
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What, is this charity week? You're lucky I didn't mention the interest rates, monkey. When us southern folk lend, we expect double back! Thats why our lives are pretty sweet down this neck of the woods. I suppose it rings true when people mention that "It's grim up north."

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God, I swear if someone put a piece of coal (do you guys know what coal is btw?) up a Southerners arse, it would come out a diamond!
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God, I swear if someone put a piece of coal (do you guys know what coal is btw?) up a Southerners arse, it would come out a diamond!
We had a coal-hole outside our old house in Upper Walthamstow, London. My dad used it up until 1978. Then the miracle of central heating was thrown upon us. All was well and we converted the cellar and my dad sold parafin, from a parafin truck!
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Heh, I still have a 'coil oil', but yes - gas heating exists here too The coil oil now has a lawn mower in it, and probably the corpses of several rats. (I don't visit it much - not a keen gardener).

Oo - also, I have a cellar with an original stone slab in it! that's pretty cool don't ya think? We sacrifice Southerners on it every 3rd Tuesday of the month
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