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Old 03-31-05   #1
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Guys! Guys! Haha! You Guys....

Pull my finger...

I keep farting tonight and I dunno why... This is cool! I could power half of Ontario with the gas I'm giving off at the moment! Smashing!
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ew....girls don't fart
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That's just unpleasant.
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Well that certainly destroyed any last hopes I had of Len's lingering femininity. So then.... I'm just going to daydream about Sybs' bountiful bosom.
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Hmm, I could run a pipe under the sea and make the most of it, but then you'll probably have stoppped doing it by then, and I'll have wated all kinds of resources.
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omg lenina get the fuck out of here!!!

this place is gonna explode.....

*runs towards lenina and pushes her out the door all in slow motion*

just like how they do it in movies....

i'm saving private lenina
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ew....girls don't fart

She's from Newcastle, it's the exception to the rule...
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i love farting..

period farts are THE best..not only do you get a nice stench but you make some cracking noises too..
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stick um up!

*holds my left hand out like a gun and fire's it*

BANG and that is when i rip a fart out


i love doing that to people in person.
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Well that certainly destroyed any last hopes I had of Len's lingering femininity. So then.... I'm just going to daydream about Sybs' bountiful bosom.
I'm feminine! My farts smell of strawberries...

They fucking do!


I want to invent a car powered by farting....

I will call it, the shit mobile!

It will be fantabulous!
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You could call it a Go-Fart... y'know... like Go-Cart... only....


This entire thread is stupid. I regret posting in it.
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