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Old 12-19-04   #1
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Best xmas songs

Last Christmas- Wham
Feed The World- BandAid
Santa Baby- ?
That one by Slade...
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Old 12-19-04   #2
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not big on x-mas songs, but I'm partial to "Thank god it's christmas" by Queen. I'm not religious at all, only like it because it's by Queen and my dad played their stuff all the time while I was growing up.. as a result, I think I know the lyrics to just about every Queen song =)
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I really can't stand xmas songs, really the only one I can tolerate is 'Mary, did you know?' by clay aiken.
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Ding fries are done!
Ding fries are done!
Ding fries are done!
Ding fries are done!
I gotta run!
I gotta run!
I gotta run!
I gotta run!
I work at Burger King, makin' lots of whoppers, I wear paper hats.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Ding fries are done!
Ding fries are done!
Ding fries are done!
Ding fries are done!
I gotta run!
I gotta run!
I gotta run!
I gotta run!
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Definitely "I Cum Blood" by Cannibal Corpse

Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole

Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity

The smell was unbearable
As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus

I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more

I came blood inside of her
chocking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
To slit my own cock with a knife

Violent, climax
Serging serum
on my skin

Back from the dead
I am resurrected
to spew, putrefaction
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Quote:
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Ding fries are done!
Ding fries are done!
Ding fries are done!
Ding fries are done!
I gotta run!
I gotta run!
I gotta run!
I gotta run!
I work at Burger King, makin' lots of whoppers, I wear paper hats.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Ding fries are done!
Ding fries are done!
Ding fries are done!
Ding fries are done!
I gotta run!
I gotta run!
I gotta run!
I gotta run!
LOL. Gotta love Stephen Lynch.
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Bob and Doug McKenzie - 12 Days Of Christmas!

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definitely 'last christmas' by wham, the manic street preachers cover of it is probably the saddest song ever. just the kind of tune to get you in that festive mood.
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Definitely "I Cum Blood" by Cannibal Corpse
Without a doubt, that's the best so far.
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Santa Baby- ?
Ah,my workplace plays it alot. This song has been sung by many, some of the most populaur are : Marilyn Monroe, and Eartha Kitt.But it has been sung by the likes of Britney Spears,and Madonna as well.But the best have to be monroe,and Kitt's.
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Little Drummer Boy...Jars of clay
2000 miles...The Pretenders
Little Drum Machine Boy...Beck
Merry Christmas (I don't want to fight tonight)...The Ramones
Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy...David Bowie/Bing Crosby
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I forgot about my fav xmas song until my friend reminded me.


"Kris Kringle was a Car Thief" by Wesley Willis

Once upon a time, Kris Kringle stole a beat-up Maverick parked by my house
He used a screwdriver to jimmy the lock
After that, he then jumped into the stolen car and started up the motor
He drove away the stolen car in hot pursuit

Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle was a car thief

Kris Kringle sped down West Fullerton Avenue in hot pursuit looking for hookers
He was firewalling the throttle
When the Chicago police officers spotted the stolen Maverick as it zoomed past them, they turned on their siren
Then they went after the beat-up stolen Maverick

Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle was a car thief

The police pulled Kris Kringle over
Kris Kringle tried to escape from the police
He was arrested for auto theft
He was whisked away to jail

Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle was a car thief

Kris Kringle was a car thief

Kris Kringle was a car thief
Kris Kringle was a car thief

Mitsubishi, the word is getting around
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Bob and Doug McKenzie - 12 Days Of Christmas!

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heh ... gotta agree
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and a beer........in a tree!

Good Call One....lol
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Bob: Ok g'day. This is the Christmas part of the album, you can play this at your Christmas partys uh, or to yourself on Christmas eve if there is nothing else to do

Doug: G'day eh? in case you thought like I wasn't on this part.

Bob: Oh i guaranty ya, you'd be on.
Ok so good day, this is the Christmas part, and we're gonna tell ya what to get your true love for Christmas.

Doug: Look out the window!

bob: Where? Whaddya doin?

Doug:Snow!

Bob: Oh it's the great white north, and it's snowin cuz its Christmas time.
Hey, hoser! heres a quiz.. quiz for Doug:

Doug: Ok, I got my thinking toque on!

Bob: Yeah, right. What are the 12 days of Christmas?

Doug: Um.

Bob: Cuz figure it out , right? Christmas is when?

Doug: The 25th.

Bob: Right, well whats the 24th? Xmas eve, right.

Doug: Thats 2.

Bob: Then , whats after that?

Doug: Wrestling day

Bob: No.

Doug: Boxing day.

Bob: Thats 3. Then whats after that? Nothin'.

Doug: New years.

Bob: 4.

Doug: New years eve.

Bob: 5. Where da ya get 12?

Doug: Uh... theres 2 sat's and sun's in there , 4. Thats 9 and 3 other days which i believe are the mystery days.
Ok, this is our Christmas song, in case ya don't know what to get someone for Christmas.

Doug: Theres lotsa ideas in here, so listen and don't get stuck. By the way , thats me on the organ.

Bob: Ok geeze.

Doug: Ok, you start.

Song Lyrics



Bob: Ok, on the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..
beer.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
2 turtlenecks,
and beer.

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..
3 french toast,
2 turtlenecks,
and beer.
There should be more there, eh?

Where?

On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..
4lbs of backbacon,
3 french toast,
2 turtlenecks,
and beer in a tree.

Oh. See? ya need more.

On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..
5 GOLDEN TOQUES!
4lbs of backbacon,
3 french toast,
2 turtlenecks,
and beer in a tree.

On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..
6 packs of two-four.
5 GOLDEN TOQUES!
4lbs of backbacon,
3 french toast,
2 turtlenecks,
and beer in a tree.

Ok.

On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..
7 packs of smokes,
6 packs of two-four,
5 GOLDEN TOQUES!
4lbs of backbacon,
3 french toast,
2 turtlenecks,
and beer in a tree.

oh, i keep forgettin'.

whew, this should be just the 2 days of xmas, this is too hard for us!

On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..
8 comic books,
7 packs of smokes,
6 packs of two-four,
5 GOLDEN TOQUES!
4lbs of backbacon,
3 french toast,
2 turtlenecks,
and beer in a tree.

Wow,That beers empty

Day 12.

G'day and welcome to day 12.

Yeah.

5 GOLDEN TOQUES!
4lbs of backbacon,
3 french toast,
2 turtlenecks,
and beer in a tre-e.

Where did you learn to do that?

Uh, Albums.

Boy, so thats our song merry Christmas, and g'day.

G'day everybody. Happy new years.

Ok, ya know what ya left out?

What?

Donuts. I told you to get me donuts.

Oh no!

Either on the 9th day, or the 10th day or the 11th day. I wanted donuts.

The song is over merry Christmas everybody, or the 12th you coulda gotten me a dozen donuts.

Go to the stores and get some presents. You coulda gone down to the donut shop where you buy a dozen donuts, you get another donut free. Then it coulda been 13 for the 13 days of Christmas.

Next Christmas, get me a chainsaw.

Take off!

Boy that song was a beauty.. it moved me.

Yah , it ranks up there with stairway to heaven. What?





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Y'know when I was younger, I kinda liked "The Nutcracker", but Most of it was boring.Now that Im a little older, I think I appreciate it more. Some of the best pieces of the Nutcracker are "March of the Toy Soldiers", "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies",and "Waltz of the Flowers". Played by Tchaikovsky, or mozart of course.
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One: Thanks for posting that! Even though I am not into xmas much, I always forget parts of that and it bugs me.
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