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Old 01-02-05   #201
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Only if you let me heat up dart board numbers and drop them onto your skin... And you pay for everything...
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Now I can't see a sweeter deal than that now... This is awsome... The last guy I said that ran away screaming....
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When Im not doing that, Im blowing all of my money on booze and hookers... Sometimes I like to stay in at home and order pizza then take it and not pay. In my free time I like to throw bricks from intersections and watch cars crash... Then sell the videos on ebay....

I also like chicken and meatballs...

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grrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how dare you speaketh the harmonious joy that is my name?!
its a lovely name it should be sung.

what is my real name? (full first name)

i bet you dont know
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Old 01-03-05   #205
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anywho....um, Lenz.....yees, we shall have a gay ole' time....i hope you like to get drunk and go dancin' then torture lil' people
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Now I can't see a sweeter deal than that now... This is awsome... The last guy I said that ran away screaming....
Maybe he only ran because it reminded him of Bullseye and all the psychological damage gained from watching it.
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Here's what you could have won...'cos were cruel fuckers, and you really could have used this speedboat in Watford.
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Here's what you could have won...'cos were cruel fuckers, and you really could have used this speedboat in Watford.
Consolation prize-a cake of cheese.
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According to some philosophies, if you see a guy with a piece of cheese stuck to his face waiting to get on a train and you want to tell him but he gets on the train before you can, you're a moral person.
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Cant argue with that.
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Consolation prize-a cake of cheese.
Bully Tankers were just a way of saying 'We know you're fat and sad and those shell suits will never see anywhere more exciting than your local, so here, drink yourself to liver failure.'
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However, if you take the piece of cheese off but it ends up that it's his religion to wear the cheese then you are immoral, even if you had the right intentions.
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However, if you take the piece of cheese off but it ends up that it's his religion to wear the cheese then you are immoral, even if you had the right intentions.
I think we should start a religion that requires the wearing of cheese.
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You can stick it to your face and then use it for a snack later.
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Ah, the same theme that the government uses for all its public broadcasts after election day.
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However, if you take the piece of cheese off but it ends up that it's his religion to wear the cheese then you are immoral, even if you had the right intentions.
Cheese cant be that important to the cosmos. I think karma will forgive the cheese removers.
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It's like making a Christian walk around with a buttplug jammed up there.
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