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Old 12-06-04   #1
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My new toilet paper

It has pictures of The Snowman on it. If only the toilet roll holder sang like Aled Jones...

But seriously.. patterned toilet roll scares me, I've heard the dye in it is bad for your sensitive parts. Should I not use it, or should I be totally outrageous and give myself thrush for Christmas?
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....I don't think you should use it. I think you can be totally outrageous without being so needlessly cruel to your ass.
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i'd go with qoji's recommendation and just never wipe your ass again.
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what an odd opportunity to try and quote Carl there Denalay....good job
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Actually, that line was influenced by an old Seanbaby rant. I'm afraid that I don't even know anyone named Carl.
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he goes....I don't need no directions to know how to rock!

so i thought you were quoting it.....my bad
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I am none the wiser, but thank you all for your input.
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Hey! I thought that my input was good, sound advice wrapped up in a catchy slogan. The best kind!
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i say wipe away hon....can't be no worse than a yeast infection
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Be sure to wipe away from the Vagina too.
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i don't think her asshole is what she's worried about here.....
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i don't think her asshole is what she's worried about here.....
Since when is 'asshole' the new word for 'vagina'?
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we're not talkin about caca?

they also say that soaps with dyes aren't as good as just plain white soaps.
as opposed to colored soaps, like Family Matters. *twitch*
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i never said it was....

but if you go back thru these posts, more peeps are mentioning your asshole than your vagina....but then i said "wipe away".....then den said "wipe away from the vagina" (again, a reference to your asshole).....so then i said, in short, STOP TALKING ABOUT HER ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!

i love my sense of logic....
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Damn it! You beat me to it.
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Oh for the love of.....Just keep it out of your damn pants altogether.
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aled? with a snowman i would've gone with Burl Ives
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They should have printed loo paper with a brown brushstroke all down the middle.
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