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Old 10-21-04   #1
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All this popstar bullshit.

So Im in my local drugmart the other day when I came across to the pufume section. I find this perfume by JLo and curious to what it smells like.. I spray it... After sneezing for an hour and the swelling of my eyes went down, I ended up with a rash on my wrist from it. Now Brittney (Shithead) Spears has her own purfume too.... Aren't these people rich enough without torturing us with their fucking smellyass purfume and other disturbing crap they can think of?
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I swear this fuckhead popstarts are trying to kill me
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Aren't these people rich enough without torturing us with their fucking smellyass purfume and other disturbing crap they can think of?
you'd think, eh?
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Brittany SPears has a new purfume now, Im not even gonna bother smelling that one....
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If it had smelled good would you have bought it.
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I didn't think J-Lo's perfume smelled all that bad. It was clean. I liked it.

As for Britney's.. I dunno.
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JLo's purfume nearly killed me... I saw some fucked up shit by the Olsen twins and I saw Hilary Duff stuff too... I think I should start a merchandise line and call it... FUCK YOU FAMOUS FUCKS!

Like I said, they are filthy fucking rich anyway, why do they need to be torturing us with their merchandise...

I noticed that the Brittany Spears doll doesn't have a wandering eye like the real thing has....
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Lenina....I remember, I saw your name in Heathen's signature a long time ago. In big letters, "I love Lenina!"

Knowing Heathen, he was being sarcastic.

Anyway, back to whatever you were talking about.
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Lenina....I remember, I saw your name in Heathen's signature a long time ago. In big letters, "I love Lenina!"

Knowing Heathen, he was being sarcastic.
We have since resolved our differences... Hes actually a nice guy... Where is he now? I haven't seen him around for a while... I know he got banned from here I think, along with billy and fr0g but I kinda miss him, one of the wittiest, funny guys to ever grace DF... If you ever get the chance to talk to him, tell him that I said hello.
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Heathen was a cool guy. I can't remember for the life of me what he got banned for though . . . Or if he really was for that matter.
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Damn right, we had our sifferences but in the end, he was wikkid cool.... And Im drunk again.....
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They were banned for arguing some silly bullshit with Garg and Lillith.

I actually miss all of them too.
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The Olsen twins put out a range of underwear for pre-teens which included g-strings.

I remember that caused a fair amount of outrage.
But I've got a novel idea; if someone produces a product you don't like then DON"T FUCKING BUY IT YOU FUCKING MORONS!!!!!!!!

I mean, really. We live in a capitalist society and the quickest way to remove an annoying consumer presence is to ignore it completely so that the company realises it sucks and they get rid of it.
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