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Old 10-14-04   #61
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i dont think you should say "I Rule" to masterbation because that just seems like your not really getting any lately.....lol
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no, she's right....she knows.....letz recap on ole' six's sexual endeavors....

he lost his virginity at 17, and had a relationship with said girl until he was about the age of 19........reason for breakin' up....she used to bring her boyfriends over to his house....even miscarried a baby that wasn't his.....pity

then, there was a 2 year dry spell.....and then he fucked the drummer of his band, who just happened to be the love his life when he was about 15 and 16....she also happened to date his best friend.....she and he got drunk, and fucked for one glorious weekend when he was 21......now, he's 23.....hasn't dated nor fucked anyone since.....pity.....

nonetheless, six will claim to be a cassanova because six has spent many hour learning, practicing, and partially engaging in karma sutra, and trying to achieve the ever glorious vaginal orgasm (as opposed to the ole' cliched clitoral orgasm most women so misconceptionally conceive as "a good orgasm").....he has achieved said orgasm with his ex, and showed his fuck-slut how to achieve said orgasm....whereby she told him to fuck off and showed her boyfriend how to do it......fuckin' using whore
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somebody teach my bf some new tricks! anything...
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hehehehehe.....shall i?

ok, hey crim....itz all about knowin' what you can do.....BUT....

the basic key to achieving and female orgasm is rhythm.....if a guy breaks the rhymth, it seems to fuck up the girl....and guys are prone to breakin' the rhymth for 1) guys achieve climax a lot sooner, and to slow it down, the guy slows down......2) a guy doesn't need rhythm, a guy just needs...."hehehe, you touch my penis!".....

now, if you desire the ever glorious vaginal orgasm, you need to locate your g-spot (which is in the same spot for all girls.......if said girl is lying on her back, and said guy was to be fingering her.....its deep in the back, up a bit, and towards the front....[hence curved-tipped dildos].....it feels kinda hard, like a lil' bump.....this is where over 200 or so nerve endings are located in the vagina....the clitoris has about 100.....[the dick has about 15.... what a bum deal....FUCK YOU GOD!!!!])......anywho, tell your bf to locate said spot and figure out whether or not said "g-spot" tickles your fancy.......40% of women find the g-spot to be painful....why? i don't know.....itz weird......so, try and find it, and see if you like it....

also, to de-sensitize the man from cummin, try being on top, and rather than bouncing up and down, move your hips in tiny rhythmic circles....it'll slow the guy down, and keep that rhythm women so desparetly need....
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also, in practicing karma sutra....

orgasming isn't the same as cummin......cummin, is what happens after orgasm is achieved......karma sutra focuses on orgasm w/out cummin......the easiest way to understand this is through masturbation......when you masturbate, right before your orgasm starts, you will feel your stomach muscles tighten and pulse.....when you cum, your stomach muscles when contract and expand.......now, these are known as the "orgasmic waves".....chiz generally have around 20-30 orgasmic waves, and guys have about 15-20 orgasmic waves.....to practice karma-sutra, when you feel yourself about to cum, relax your stomach muscles and don't allow them to contract and expand....it takes practice......but, what you generally want to do is count how many orgasmic waves you have....then, when you masturbate again, try to relax your stomach, and when it does contract and expand count how many orgasmic waves you'll have......you'll notice you'll have more than before....the idea is to practice it so much that one day you'll be able to have wave after wave after wave after wave after wave after wave w/out actually cummin.......
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I get distracted - thats part of my problem. Dont ask me how, but I lose focus.
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alright guys talk to you tomorrow or later on today....bye
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yeah, thatz actually a common problem among females....they have to focus on it to achieve any orgasm....but why?

the fault lies within the guy....he's breakin' the rhythm.....if the guy keeps the rhythm steady, the chick should be goin' ape-shit......but, for most guys, in order to do so, they must lose focus....and most guys don't.....but they should.......itz said that most guys, in order to keep the rhythm but not orgasm too soon, they should think about other shit....like, football, thanksgiving, their underwear.....etc
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lol, but yea, seems the only way I can reach orgasm is when Im on top. Oh wow, one time - we climaxed together - very intense. Actually, we ended up just laughing...heh. awwwe. okay. that's my story for the night...
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hehehehehe....yeah, isn't that great when you orgasm together?!

and if you can't get off on bottom thatz because 1) he's not keepin' a rhythm, and 2) he's most definately not hittin' your g-spot......

the easiest way for a penis to hit the g-spot is when in doggy-style.....but generally speakin, most guys will never hit it.....unless your man's dick is severely curved....most aren't, but some are.......then, you might get lucky.....see how it curves, and firgure it out from there (all dicks curve in someway).....like i said, the g-spot is deep in the back, up, and towards the front
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