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Old 09-15-04   #1
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I was thinking that a DF convention would never work, because we'd all want to beat the shit out of each other. However, I then thought: what if we organized it that way? What if we could consent to fighting someone, or recommend a boxing match between two DF member we think need to kick each other's ass? In my opinion, it'd go over really well, and we'd probably all like each other afterward *cough*

So... who do you want to fight? Who do you want to see fight?


I for one would like to see Windigo (Crypt) take on crypt_orchid. My reasoning is that Windigs is tough and scary, and crypt_orchid is wussy, which means that crypt_orchid would get his ass handed to him. I would like that very much.

As far as I go, I think I'd like to get into a fight with sixxx(sic)six, because we could debate on various intelligent issues while trying to hit each other, thus getting the best of both worlds. We could even do some improv poetry or something. Of course, I'd pay a bunch of girls to cheer for him, so he'd get distracted and I'd proceed to knock him down and step on his neck. And if he was ever about to hit me, I'd shriek "I'm a hemophiliac!" like a little girl, and he'd feel bad and back off, and then I'd uppercut his FACE.
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I'm new, but I'm so down with this idea.

Oh yeah, as for who vs. who, me vs. all of you. You know I'll win.
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I'm new, but I'm so down with this idea.

Oh yeah, as for who vs. who, me vs. all of you. You know I'll win.
I was starting to like you before I saw this post.
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Yeah you seem to be fond of DF's troll population. With the exception of myself of course.
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hahahahahahahahaha......good shit man, good shit......i feel honored

i'd like to see um.....shy shy kick someone's ass.......
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ooh, and of course wicked lady would be good in the ring too........


but um, i think i'd like to fight um....hmm....um.....i dunno....everyone who assumes my name is a reference to slipknot....thatz who
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What about all of us who want you to learn to spell properly?
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nah.......i don't give a shit about that....and, if you can understand me, then great....proper spelling is for the anal....i don't worry about it on forums, or chats, or IM's....only where it need be.....
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Because English is objective....
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nope, itz subjective....spelling that is.....grammar too......meaning is objective

only place grammar and spelling is essential is in essays, perfect examples of prose writing (i.e. stories)........even then, in the literary world, spelling and grammar isn't exact....so there
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Yeah, it's not necessary to hold people to a certain way of communication. We really should regress back to a system of grunts and body language, makes things much easier if you ask me.
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um.........ok, way off topic, but sure........
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i'd like to see an american go head to head with an englishman. sixgun_symphony representing the yanks, as i was thinking along the lines of a shot-gun wielding conservative type. now, for us brits, i was going to go with redmeat, but no, we need something a little more. someone as miserable as morrisey, as mean as ray winstone, as crazy as gary oldman, some who'll stare down a fat, super-size junk eating american and yell: "c'mon then! come and 'ave a go if you think you're 'ard enough, you cunt!!!" but since no one matches that description here, i went with jobe. that's right, i said it, jobe! you want to know why? knives, the guy loves knives. and since six hearts his artillery, we're going to need someone to counter the fuck with some weaponry. he's also as miserable as morrisey. and while all this is going on, i'll be firmly seated by mia, as i've heard bullets are a major turn on.
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hahahahaha.....beautiful
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could be fun.
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i'd like to see an american go head to head with an englishman. sixgun_symphony representing the yanks, as i was thinking along the lines of a shot-gun wielding conservative type. now, for us brits, i was going to go with redmeat, but no, we need something a little more. someone as miserable as morrisey, as mean as ray winstone, as crazy as gary oldman, some who'll stare down a fat, super-size junk eating american and yell: "c'mon then! come and 'ave a go if you think you're 'ard enough, you cunt!!!" but since no one matches that description here, i went with jobe. that's right, i said it, jobe! you want to know why? knives, the guy loves knives. and since six hearts his artillery, we're going to need someone to counter the fuck with some weaponry. he's also as miserable as morrisey. and while all this is going on, i'll be firmly seated by mia, as i've heard bullets are a major turn on.

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Next fight:

Tijuana Bandit vs. Shy Shy, a.k.a. THE BATTLE OF THE BRAINS.

Oh yes, this would be a good one. Since both are lacking in cranial capacity, they probably won't suffer much from shots to the head. Therefore, this would be a real bloodbath. I'd put money on Shy Shy, because she's a lesbian, and lesbians are freakin' burly and aggressive. Tijuana Bandit would counter by offering Shy money and horsies, but Shy won't take none of that shit, cuz she's from TEXAS, and they don't fuck around. My hope is that Tijuana Bandit forms some kind of coherent thought that is way too much for her to process, so she suffers a massive stroke and dies standing up.
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i'd like to see an american go head to head with an englishman. sixgun_symphony representing the yanks, as i was thinking along the lines of a shot-gun wielding conservative type. now, for us brits, i was going to go with redmeat, but no, we need something a little more. someone as miserable as morrisey, as mean as ray winstone, as crazy as gary oldman, some who'll stare down a fat, super-size junk eating american and yell: "c'mon then! come and 'ave a go if you think you're 'ard enough, you cunt!!!" but since no one matches that description here, i went with jobe. that's right, i said it, jobe! you want to know why? knives, the guy loves knives. and since six hearts his artillery, we're going to need someone to counter the fuck with some weaponry. he's also as miserable as morrisey. and while all this is going on, i'll be firmly seated by mia, as i've heard bullets are a major turn on.
lol... bastard.
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