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Old 07-04-04   #1
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Midnight freak session.

i was hella tired last night and when i finally went to bed i was kinda snackin on some ham.

well all of sudden, somewhere around 1 a.m. i wake up, and immediately i feel something on me, like a hand or somethin. i reach back and it feels like flesh and all but it's fwet. think my eyes about popped outta my head and i leap off the couch and over my coffee table in a single bounce, turn around and there's this big ass sliver of ham on the couch.
haha that's a night to remember.
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well all of sudden, somewhere around 1 a.m. i wake up, and immediately i feel something on me, like a hand or somethin. i reach back and it feels like flesh and all but it's fwet.
that was my hand sorry about that. got a little carried away there....
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...ham? blek. haha...and I was thinking something else entirely
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Pork? your sleeping with pork in your bed? and what is with the kinda snackin? On Ham?
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haha.. hokay i see ham's not currently anyone's usual.
i eat weird anyway though, so yea, ham. typically i eat cheese and chicken, that's it. ham just snuck its way in last night.
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pretty funny
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That would've freaked me the hell out.

I remember, the other day I was playing Zelda on my snes emulator (getting right into the game, hardcore) and I was playing this nasty-ass boss when my phone rang. Well, I jumped about ten feet in the air and it took me ages to calm down again.

Damn intenseness.

Anyone else find that they're a bit too highly strung? Reflexes just a bit _too_ hair-trigger?
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That would've freaked me the hell out.

I remember, the other day I was playing Zelda on my snes emulator (getting right into the game, hardcore) and I was playing this nasty-ass boss when my phone rang. Well, I jumped about ten feet in the air and it took me ages to calm down again.

Damn intenseness.

Anyone else find that they're a bit too highly strung? Reflexes just a bit _too_ hair-trigger?
I take pills for that.
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i was hella tired last night and when i finally went to bed i was kinda snackin on some ham.

well all of sudden, somewhere around 1 a.m. i wake up, and immediately i feel something on me, like a hand or somethin. i reach back and it feels like flesh and all but it's fwet. think my eyes about popped outta my head and i leap off the couch and over my coffee table in a single bounce, turn around and there's this big ass sliver of ham on the couch.
haha that's a night to remember.
So,what did you think it was at first? You had to have some first impression.
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something alive, that's all i remember.
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Reminds me of this one time I forgot to put my dog out at night and woke up to find it had climbed upstairs and start licking my face , but I didn't know what the fuck it was at the start and took a panic attack and neraly screamed the house down, was funny thou.
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ah yeah waking up and thinking something is trying to eat your face is always good craic.
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uh huh.
so what are you wearing?
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i need a cigarette.
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fair fucks to u, go get one.
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Fair fucks? what the hell, I cant keep up with your dublin slang.
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