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Old 05-26-04   #1
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OKay, now it seems she has ran and hidden from me on IRC, so instead of trying to pursue her there, I will humiliate her in here, beat the shit out of her, and make her afraid to ever argue with me again.

ARGUEMENT ORIGIN:
Jewcy claims that i have horrible spelling, and syntax, which to a large degree is true, mostly becuase I don't care enough to go back and correct everything, so I just leave everyitng imperfect.

Where she steps over the line, is where she claims to know more than me about spelling, and grammar. Thinking that she can preform better than me in both of those areas, when i have proven her wrong several times. Okay, now let's get to the logs:


*** Log file opened: 5/26/2004 6:49:30 PM
[18:49] Notorious-Genius [~zzzzzz@=s4lek19540941ddp.athens01.tn.comcast.net] has joined #darksites.com
[18:49] Notorious-Genius slides on the Turk Couch and smokes a cigar
[18:50] Notorious-Genius pwnz0rs Jewcy
[18:50] You pwnz0rs me so much that you didn't get into DF.
[18:50] I'm not trying.
[18:50] yes you are
[18:50] I don't get on my other ISPs except at night
[18:50] Yeah you are.
[18:50] I am trying with this IP, yes, to see if you were stupid enough to lift the ban
[18:50] [17:49] * Knock: hoeihhwsgah address is banned
[18:51] [17:51] I'm not trying.
[18:51] God, you're so stupid.
[18:51] Yes
[18:51] I'm not trying now, am I?
[18:51] Notorious-Genius rings the dumbass bell on Jewcy.
[18:51] haha.
[18:51] Notorious-Genius please leave us in peace and stop flooding us
[18:51] You backtrack like a fool.


Okay, she says I was trying, at that exact time, to get into #darkforum.com. Pathetic thing is, that it was a minute later. It doesn't sound like a big deal, but when I try to get in once, then stop, do something for am inute, then get into DS.com, it becomes a serious issue.

And this is where I prove her wrong, and own her.

I'm not trying = present tense
[18:51] www.secondshifters.com - Radio that bites... Hard. Make your requests by typing !request
[18:51] Oezoem [Ooze@=3abp710001-d.landg1.lb.home.nl] has joined #darksites.com
*** Log file closed: 5/26/2004 6:51:54 PM

*** Log file opened: 5/26/2004 6:520 PM
[18:52] Notorious-Genius [~zzzzzz@=s4lek19540941ddp.athens01.tn.comcast.net] has joined #darksites.com
[18:52] I wasn't trying = past tense
[18:52] Learn your english

Okay, so the technical explaination is given. One for Turk; zero for jewcy.

Now, she calls me out:


[18:52] Now playing: Bowie, David - Scary Monsters (+ Super Creeps)
[18:52] hahaha.
[18:52] Why do I do what?
[18:52] Don't even get me started on yours, Notorious-Genius.
[18:53] Go ahead and try, Jewcy.
[18:53] Giselle_d`Angouleme is now known as Gretch|PlanningFathersDay
[18:53] Yeah, that's what I thought.
[18:53] Jewcy`Jewce shakes her head. You have some of the worst grammar/spelling skills I've ever seen.
[18:53] Oh really? Show me.

Okay, she calls me out. I call her on her claim that my English skills are below par. Now, here it comes. Don't laugh yet, people, here's the good stuff!


[18:54] Notorious-Genius [~zzzzzz@=s4lek19540941ddp.athens01.tn.comcast.net] has joined #darksites.com
[18:54] [17:28] * Major-Hayte is probably one of the best money managers there are.
[18:54] Who is 'you'?
[18:54] jojo effect
[18:54] Skull is now known as Dominicus
[18:54] Being as you haven't given a name, there's no way anyone can tell what the pronoun refers to.
[18:55] It's the damn truth too, Jewcy.
[18:55] It's also improper grammar.
[18:55] Point it out.
[18:55] Thank you. Drive through.
[18:55] Notorious-Genius waits.
[18:55] Dominicus is now known as Skull
[18:55] Now playing: Various Artists - Cleopatra Records - TheTrue Wheel - FarFlung
[18:56] "best money managers there IS"
[18:56] The noun you used it singular.
[18:56] Therefore your verb is singular.
[18:56] Skull hugs her dollfie
[18:56] are refers to managers.
[18:56] waterbabes has kicked Jewcy`Jewce from #darksites.com (I warned you)
[18:56] Are was the correct verb.

She was not there to see it, but here it is now. This is pathetic, for two reasons:

1. The correction was incorrect, being as that was a perfect, valid sentence. All verbs went with their respective nouns perfectly.

2. She had to pull up something from thirty minutes earlier, which is, in my opinion, worth many more laughs.

The point I am trying to make is that Jewcy should not make claims she cannot back up. If you wish to insult my grammar here, feel free. I actually tried to use good grammar, and good syntax, just to show you. I hope you have fun picking at any sentences that are not complete, or words used incorrectly.
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Old 05-26-04   #2
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Old 05-26-04   #3
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Okay, she says I was trying, at that exact time, to get into #darkforum.com. Pathetic thing is, that it was a minute later.
Yeah, that's the pathetic thing. Right on, man.

And to think I worry about things like making more money, the middle east, and what's for dinner tonight.
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Old 05-26-04   #7
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Old 05-27-04   #12
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Well, this was a callout to Wicked Lady, not any of you dumbasses, so I suggest you take your ignorant shit somewhere else.

Now that I've intimidated her with this, I'm sure she won't dare argue with me anymore..
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but your name is Turk.....TURK!!!!! ha!
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Turk you owe me 5 minutes of my life back for wasting my time reading this trivial thread.
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Yeah Turk you really showed her up.
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I have a hard time with are and is, and yet my grammar is considered better than a lot of people I have run afoul of before. So, in closing, shut the hell up.

Wicked and I have bad blood between us, to be sure, but at least I don't huggle idiotic little mistakes or simplistic errors that many people can make.

While someone might make one mistake about one grammatical thing, another might make a mistake about something else entirely.

And the fact that you cut up the entire log rather than showing us the entire amount of the log makes me wonder exactly what you were up to during those unknown moments.
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I have a hard time with are and is, and yet my grammar is considered better than a lot of people I have run afoul of before. So, in closing, shut the hell up.
that really made me laugh....but i don't know why....oh wait, i'm a stoner
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