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Old 10-13-02   #1
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Lucky J's Bar and Grill

Come and get pissed and enjoy good hot food.......

The barman is usually impolite and agressive but will listen to you whiney bastards as long as you keep paying your tab.
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Old 10-13-02   #2
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~throws you a dallor as your tap~

THIS PLACE SUCKS!!!!!!

I'm getting a beer you want one?
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hehe, I want to be first customer!!!
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*plonks her behind on a bar stool*
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Hey - evening all

So........everything is shiny and new...AND I WANNA KEEP IT THAT WAY!!!

The beers are cold and the foods hot - Mexican is tonight specialty.
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mmmmmmm you got all my favourite men........Jack, Johnny, and Jim. i'll have a couple shooters please mr barman.


*leans back on stool and kicks the jukebox*


cypress hill's 'i want to get high' issues from the large black speakers above the bar.
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Ah do you have a warm beer for me. I am used to drinking it warm. But if you don't then that is cool. I could learn to drink it both ways.


~Keeps the place clean~
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*changes into a short skirt*

It sure is hot in here.
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mmmmmmm you got all my favourite men........Jack, Johnny, and Jim. i'll have a couple shooters please mr barman.


*leans back on stool and kicks the jukebox*


cypress hill's 'i want to get high' issues from the large black speakers above the bar.
I got staff to kick - ease of the Hi-fi lady!

~pours a line of shooters~

~takes a hit himself~

BTW the back room is for you people with chemical attractions if you follow my meaning
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~Stands on top of the bar table~

Dude's i found the fan. Then pulls down the chain.





~Sits with the other people at the bar~


Ok since were all here i have this joke. I would like to tell you all.

Ok what is the difference between a blond cheer leader and a tampon?

Don't know the naswer to that is.

There both stuck up bitches
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Ah do you have a warm beer for me. I am used to drinking it warm. But if you don't then that is cool. I could learn to drink it both ways.


~Keeps the place clean~
~throws a beer in the microwave for a few seconds~

Here you go...........
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*changes into a short skirt*

It sure is hot in here.


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~Stands on top of the bar table~

Dude's i found the fan. Then pulls down the chain.





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Ok since were all here i have this joke. I would like to tell you all.

Ok what is the difference between a blond cheer leader and a tampon?

Don't know the naswer to that is.

There both stuck up bitches
~takes another shot~

Dude - I'm gonna have to be more drunk if that's waht ya gonna come out with!! LOL
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~throws a beer in the microwave for a few seconds~

Here you go...........

~Chuckles and giggles~ thanks dude
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*stands as the jukebox spews out The Prodigy's 'Smack My Bitch Up'*

*starts to dance on the bar with a shotglass in each hand and a slice of lemon in her mouth*

ok then.....lets have some of your spicy enchiladas......
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~takes another shot~

Dude - I'm gonna have to be more drunk if that's waht ya gonna come out with!! LOL
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*stands as the jukebox spews out The Prodigy's 'Smack My Bitch Up'*

*starts to dance on the bar with a shotglass in each hand and a slice of lemon in her mouth*

ok then.....lets have some of your spicy enchiladas......
~Sits with a Deo and do a shot with her~

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All there we all go. Everyone that is here right know. Has to take a fucking shot
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*stands as the jukebox spews out The Prodigy's 'Smack My Bitch Up'*

*starts to dance on the bar with a shotglass in each hand and a slice of lemon in her mouth*

ok then.....lets have some of your spicy enchiladas......
~programmes NIN's March of the pigs to play next~

Ok Doe.......they're potent tho
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