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Old 03-18-04   #1
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Drug test

I took two hits of some weed 5 days ago, i hadent smoked for a month before that and i found out i have to submit to a drugtest tomorrow to be hired for a job and i need a way to quick flush my system.. i cant afford the drinks and i have till 10pm tomorrow night to go in and piss in the cup..

ive been drinking alot of green tea , i was told that helps.. any other suggestions of ways that could help?
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Old 03-18-04   #2
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Is it camera protected, a kid at my school got somone elses piss and it worked. I wouldnt sudjest that thow, you could prolly get in more trouble than its worth.
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Drink crandberry juice. I hear that helps as well. Or have someone else pee in a cup for you.
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hmm..id say id give you this shit from germany my friend got me...it works good..and doesnt taste bad...dont drink bleach..drink pleanty of water....drink a gallon tonight and one in the morning..and keep chugging...it'll clear out your systems..just drin klots and lots of water..
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hmm..id say id give you this shit from germany my friend got me...it works good..and doesnt taste bad...dont drink bleach..drink pleanty of water....drink a gallon tonight and one in the morning..and keep chugging...it'll clear out your systems..just drin klots and lots of water..

This works. I've passed tests I shouldn't have just by drinking several glasses of water right before the test.
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thanx to everyone that replied... i havent pissed so much in my life as i have tongiht
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Old 03-19-04   #7
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I hope you pass, good luck.
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haha..i know how you feel! had to do that lots of times
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I have never done drugs, but I have helped friends "try" to pass the test with water and lots of it.
Make sure too tell us if you pass.
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You kids and weed...When will you learn?!?! *shakes head*

May i ask...What is the point in smoking that shit?!?!
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I dont know but that is what I have been saying....
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Man everyone on this god dam fucking site. Is either high or drunk. I thought that about that last night. Sometimes i'm drunk on this site. I'm not drunk at the moment. Is that what Darkforum does to us?
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Nope, I am not high or drunk....
I have been known to drink in moderation, but I have never been drunk or even tipsy.
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I just dont get why people smoke weed. I personally think it is the nastiest thing ever. I have been around it, i have tried it...it is disgusting. I would rather eat shit then smoke that shit. lol. There is no point in smoking weed or doing heroin or cocaine or any drug. Seriously...You think it helps...Open up your damn eyes...It makes your life and everything 10 x's worse. I speak from experiences...So don’t sit there and think I have no idea what the fuck im talking about.

I mean seriously..Do you people do it to look cool? Oh ya man lets smell like shit and look like huge pieces of shit that you already are.
Is it to get away from life and all your problems? (what i thought it would do) hahaha you make an ass out of yourself, after the high...u realize your still there and everything is way worse and you lost more every sec you were high. Your body falls apart. You blame all your problems on others...When it was ALL YOUR FAULT!

Why?
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Because I got high.
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ark thats all u do is laugh....damn u!
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DRINK VINIGAR!!!!!!! Trust me, I know tonsssss of people who did this. (I grew up in the same area the original woodstock was in, just about everyone is a pothead here.) It tastes mad nasty, so you can't drink a lot at once or you'll throw up all that water you drank (which helps too), so just do a shot of it here and there when you can. Vingar is natures cleanser.
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I like the fact that Airkantis laughs. I happen to find out that I get more and more funnier each time he laughs at my replies.


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Because I got high.....
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