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Old 02-06-04   #1
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To all you dumb motherfucks:

Reese's Pieces is pronounced "ree sizz pee sizz," not "ree seez pee seez." The word "pieces" is a really common word, and if you don't know how to pronounce by now, then you need to retake the first fucking grade. Do you think they changed its pronunciation to "pee seez" just so it would rhyme with the word before it? If your friend had a pizza and you wanted some, would you say, "hey, can i have a pee-see?" No.

I have an aunt whose last name is Reese, and I can reafuckingsure you that it is not pronounced "ree see." The last "e" is silent. If you pronounce it wrong, change your ways and pronounce the goddamn name of the candy right.
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"ree seez pee seez."
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Old 02-06-04   #3
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that's like something a 4-year-old would do, so I'll disregard it. Are you gonna start repeating everything I say now?
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I don't know. Or wait.... No no I don't think so.
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on a related note, soda is denoted by name, not 'pop.' the whole reason the cans look different and have different names is so you can easily communicate to someone which brand of soda you prefer. asking someone for a 'pop' doesn't mean shit. learn to communicate.
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Can you imagine trying to explain all this to that ICP girl...
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on a related note, soda is denoted by name, not 'pop.' the whole reason the cans look different and have different names is so you can easily communicate to someone which brand of soda you prefer. asking someone for a 'pop' doesn't mean shit. learn to communicate.

(antihero) says "pop".

I say "Coke". I go into a restaurant, my date asks what I want.. I say, "Get me a Coke. Sprite."

Down here everything is Coke. It's a Coke machine. You want a Coke? Blah blah blah.
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I say "Coke". I go into a restaurant, my date asks what I want.. I say, "Get me a Coke. Sprite."

Down here everything is Coke. It's a Coke machine. You want a Coke? Blah blah blah.
No offense (seriously), but that's dumb. Coke is a name brand. So if you said, "Gimme a Coke. Pepsi." that's like, two completely different things. It'd be like if we called all cereals Lucky Charms up here. "Gimme some Lucky Charms. Shredded Wheat."
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No offense (seriously), but that's dumb. Coke is a name brand. So if you said, "Gimme a Coke. Pepsi." that's like, two completely different things. It'd be like if we called all cereals Lucky Charms up here. "Gimme some Lucky Charms. Shredded Wheat."

It's how everyone I know says it. It's how I grew up saying it. I can't stop now.
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Oh, I wasn't asking you to convert.
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Oh, I wasn't asking you to convert.

Then what was the point of telling me it's dumb?
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Because it is, Cracker. Must be a southern thing, eh?
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Then what was the point of telling me it's dumb?
I was just letting you know that it's dumb, so in case you have children or something, you can teach them the proper way.
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I was just letting you know that it's dumb, so in case you have children or something, you can teach them the proper way.
The proper way is.. calling it "pop".

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wait wait wait.........is it nuclear pronounced "new clee ar", or "new cu lar"..........
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And what the fuck is up with "chips" and "crisps"? Chips are what you buy from a Chip shop!!! If you went into a chip shop and asked for "French fries" They would probably stick your face in in the fryer!!! Bloody stupid americans...
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