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Old 01-22-04   #1
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DF problems solved...

As we all know from time to time DF suffers from little problems and errors, so as a solution I think that Gargoyle should upgrade the system to the new E.A.S 2004 hardware.


This provides each user with a new E.A.S compliant system and makes sure everyone is running the same system and rules out any problems anyone here at DF may be having.

The new E.A.S or Etch-A-SketchTM for short is simply and easy to use and has many advantages to any other system currently in use.

1) No boot up problems

2) No technical glitches stopping users from working and posting

No more worries about power cuts

4) Unparralled savings on upgrades and software


As some people are afraid of change and are always spectical I have contacted E.A.S and they have kindly supplied and list of known FAQ's

Question: My E.A.S system has funny lines all over the screen.

Solution: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my E.A.S system off?

S: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I make a new post?

S: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: Whats the shortcut for edit my post?

S: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: Whats the procedure for re-booting my E.A.S system ?

S: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a post?

S: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save using my E.A.S system ?

S: DO NOT pick it up and shake it.


E.A.S systems and DF would like to thank you for your time. :mofo:
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