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Old 01-11-04   #1
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Okay, so...I've decided to make a time machine...I'm going to go back to 1984, and make my parents fuck a few years earlier. Because see, then I'd be older and possibly -not- a dirty hippy, so not only would I have a job, but I would have large amounts of Jack Daniels. Amen.
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All the way back to '84 eh?
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Old 01-11-04   #3
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yeah..........if i had a time machine, i would like to go back to being a teenager when everything was masked in innocence and excitement lurked around every corner........yeah......... :lame:
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wonder where this girl went... she was interesting to talk to, to say the least. and caused much discussion. hehe.
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