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Old 01-07-04   #1
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I have a hole in my boxers...

and it's right where my wang rests, so my wang sticks out of my boxers no matter what i do. i've tried adjusting my seating position about 20 times, and it doesn't help. it's getting cold. i feel shrinkage coming on. fuck.
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and it's right where my wang rests, so my wang sticks out of my boxers no matter what i do. i've tried adjusting my seating position about 20 times, and it doesn't help. it's getting cold. i feel shrinkage coming on. fuck.

There he goes again, fuckin' TEASING me. Bastard.


Either that, or lucky chair..........
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my wang hangs too low for it to pop out of the hole O_o
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all my boxers are either ass magnets or fucked like that. unfortunately food stamps doesn't cover boxers.
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you should maybe think about a solution for that problem...like buy a new pair and throw those out...or sew it...or like ...tape ...id say staple but that could be hazardous haha
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tape could be hazardous too.
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Old 01-07-04   #7
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or just go commando then the problem of boxers holes and crack shuffling is pointless
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did that once in a pair of nylon jogging pants and the wind chapped my balls. it was a painful learning experience.
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I never wear nylon. denium, cotton, and leather
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well, after that i don't chance it. i also don't wear chaps.
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i thought the hole went in the back so you could poop?
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so the other day....i decided it would be a good idea to wax my bikini line...which didnt work so well...but it made my labia stick to my leg. now i know how guys feel when they bitch about their balls getting stuck to their thighs when they're sweaty. hahaha. at the least, it was very uncomfortable.
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so you are saying i can't even get wearing underwear right?
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ummmmm....

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damn you and your chaps.



i want to see this labia sticking thing for myself. please post pics.
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*slap* remember? you're boring.
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