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Old 02-06-01   #1
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Upon entering, you are greeted by a friendly dragon....he sniffs you......making sure you are not about to bring harm to the castle.......then......you are pointed in the direction of a room, illuminated by dozens of blacklights....."Welcome, friends......hopefully you can stay.......feel free to look around......this is my castle, my world........you are welcome here......a place where we can be free.......a place to relax, and have too much fun doing senseless things......but that's the fun of it. I hope you have a good time."
I invite you to stay for as long as you like.....as I wait for my prince to show up.
Go ahead.....help yourself to my wide selection of fine wines and liquor........
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hello alliance.........Drink????? what is wrong manifesto....u seem....speechless........"vamp got your tongue?????" have a drink.....everything is free.......
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no, sorry...I got my dick stuck in the lid of the keg....damnit.
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lol...........put that thing away.....you are going to hurt somebody with it......or hurt yourself....lol.......
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that's okay......here, what would you like to drink.....perhaps some of what i am having.......*in a glass in my hand is a thick, crimson liquid.....*
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...or was I being sarcastic?
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Fine place

I wish to spend more time on this fine place but I can't ( I am in school And I have work to do, but maybe one glass of that red wine or is this a blood of some virgin?...Now I must really go so good bie ( I will return later )...Really nice tomb in your castel's keller Onyxdragon.
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well......victor........i dont drink wine......so guess what's in my glass................you r certainly welcome here when u have free time............and u may drink whatever it is u crave..............help yourself.........wine is on the bar.............the blood is on ice............

..........i miss my prince........
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morning............today is a beautiful day, don't you think?
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yeah....its a balmy 72f degrees on my side of the castle.
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it isnt quite as warm over here......but i guess it depends on where you sit in the castle.....i think we are supposed to hit somewhere in the forties.....warm for the time and place.......*sips drink....* it is still beautiful to me....
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